[Well, well, well, if there are things that will leave someone like José Castelo Branco surprised to see in a place like that, would be someone as his dearest and most adored fucking ugly bitch I'm going to rip your fucking nipples by biting them you fucking fake blonde friend, Luísa, who he didn't see for a while after a fight they had in a VIP party to see who would get the first hot punch.

But there was no need to worry now. BFFs like themselves need to be together in a place as dangerous as this one. He turns on the watch, with the most possible happy face ever! Oh, he could so sing a song right now. How they were having such a great adventure in the wonders of Ruby City.

Note: Get one billion rubies to actually make this city be a literally Ruby City.]

Ooooh darling! It has been so long! How have you been? Did the surgery to permanently remove your chest hair work?