headcanon meme

[unhealing]

1. Post with your character and offer at least one headcanon fact about them.
2. Others will ask questions regarding your headcanon, be it related to that subject or another.
3. Ask other people questions! Answer the ones you receive!
4. Have fun babbling to one another!
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Rose Lalonde [Alpha] | Homestuck

[primrosepath]

1) Rose is an excellent cook but she can't bake without setting things on fire. Despite having more money than Fort Knox she preferred to live alone and be self-sufficient rather than hire a full-time housekeeper. She learned to cook from her family's housekeeper when she was a little girl. After she started to regain memories and began to realize Betty Crocker was really an evil alien fish queen she refused to use any of her products, of most which were baking mixes.

2) She's a vegetarian.

3) When the meteor carrying her as a baby crash landed in New York State in the 1980s, it was a big deal. There were reporters swarming around for months, updated stories every few weeks for the first year of her life before the excitement about 'The Meteor Baby' died down. However, it was because of all the hype that Rose only had to spend a few months in foster care before she was adopted by a very loving professional couple and had a happy, normal childhood.

4) She has a Master's degree in English Literature and an Associate's in Psychology.

5) Rose went through a rebellious phase when she started college. She burned her private school uniform, put purple highlights in her hair, got tattoos on her back and on her shoulder and got her nipples pierced. It sort of backfired because her parents were completely fine with the changes and all her wardrobe change did was make her fashion major girlfriend gnash her teeth. After a few years she let her hair grow out and started wearing a bra again. She still has the tattoos though.

6) She has a black thumb. Plants cannot grow in her care ever. It was a mercy when one of Dave's JPEGs fell from space and destroyed her garden.

7) She hates dogs. Especially big black dogs.

8) She's discovered more maternal than she thought she was since arriving in the city. She never had the chance to do the mom thing with Roxy as much as she would have liked to so she's sort of trying to make up for it with the Striders+Akito+Dipper.

9) In college she dated her roommate Kamala for over two years. Even after their mutual break-up they remained best friends until Kamala's unfortunate death. Rose enlisted her as her personal designer for public appearances and gave her the start-up money to get her fashion career going.

10) She's 90% certain that somewhere in her house there is a pair of Dave's boxers. She hopes Roxy has never/will never find them.

11) She used to smoke but quit when she was 32. Now she only does it when she's stressed.

12) She had a tumultuous personal relationship with Russell Crowe.

[messengerofgod]

For some reason, I see smoker Rose too!

[primrosepath]

Oh yay! She's just someone I can really easily see lighting up and not thinking anything of it.