+1 mad scientist

[makesmonsters]

Good afternoon, everyone!

c: Hi, my name is Snarky, and I'm new, though I know some of you already. I'm bringing in one Professor Hojo from Final Fantasy VII. He's not going to be super thrilled to be here, as he was hoping to end up in a nice resort town for his retirement, but I'm sure he'll find ways to relax here. Though... they might involve lots of experiments on the local, um.... wildlife.

Anyway, he's pretty much a mad scientist with a superiority complex and a talent for making horrible monsters. Strangely, he seems to be pretty popular with the ladies back home, so he probably isn't a cranky horrible old man all the time... right? ;D

His app can be found on this journal, if you wish to know more, and I put a permissions post up for him on the general post thing. And even if he can be very mean and doesn't want friends, I generally don't bite and love friends, so feel free to add me on plurk at sargentsnarky or AIM at the same name.

I really look forward to experimenting on playing with everyone here!

Comments

[shook_it_off]

Welcome to Ruby City! I'm Dae, one of your modsand a giant FFVII nerd!! I play Erica here and an OC unit_202, both of whom are snarky blonde werewolf ladies. They are two of... Uh... many werewolves in RC, so Hojo ought to have an absolute blast here.

...The werewolves, however, might not feel the same way. xD

I'm on Plurk as "RockstarSunglasses" and on AIM as "CeaseRepining," feel free to let me know if there's anything I can do for you! c:

[makesmonsters]

Thanks, Dae! It's nice to meet you. c:

Snarky blonde werewolves sound fun. >D And.... I'm afraid he will want samples...

But thank you so much! c: I look forward to tormenting the werewolves threading with you!

[shook_it_off]

I am pretty much always game for letting my kids get tormented, so by all means, feel free. :D

[asapphireheart]

OH HI, I KNOW YOU!

And Aqua here is best friends with Elena who will be SO PLEASED to see Hojo, I'm sure. Aqua's been in the city for two years and 8 months now so she might info-dump him sometime. So sorry.

[makesmonsters]

HELLO! <: And oh yes, I'm sure Elena will. xD And info-dumps are fine. He will probably only listen to about half of it and want to experiment with her keyblade but well, what can you do.

[asapphireheart]

Pretty sure she'd be appalled! XD Especially since it's her Masters. But that's Hojo for you.

/SCREAM!!!

[provenworth]

OH MY GOD HOJO. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE MOST FUN.

Welcome to the city!!

/cackle!

[makesmonsters]

Hey Elena, wanna go gather some test subjects for him? 8D

Thank you! ^__^

[makesmonsters]

>D Excellent...

[makesmonsters]

Hojo excels at being appalling. <:

/snrk

[provenworth]

Sorry, Hojo. Different department. You'll have to find your own test subjects

Though, you'd be pleased to know she's currently ill with the Geostigma and is shortly going to have a an episode and pass on the Geostigma to a sado-maso priest that can then use it to infect others.

[makesmonsters]

Fascinating...

He will wish to take samples.

How is she passing it on, though?

[provenworth]

He can try. And be successful, if thou wouldest like.

Thanks to Kirei Kotomine, he will be taking the Geostigma out of her body entirely and, with his unusual gifts, will be able to pass it on to others. Details haven't been fully fleshed out yet.

[makesmonsters]

ho ho ho~

>8D Is that so? Jenova cells for ~everyone~!

[seeyousuffer]

Hello there, Snarky, and welcome to the game! I hope you enjoy playing here. I'm Fox, and I play Kirei Kotomine from Fate/Zero. Kirei very much approves of human experimentation (and anything horrible, really).

I'm very excited to see Hojo here! Ha ha, it tempts me to app one of my FFVII characters.

[provenworth]

Very much so.

Jenova cells for EVERYBODY. It'll be a carefully selected infected group....or a mass epidemic. /snrk

[makesmonsters]

<: Hojo is in favor of this. He can study the reunion effect here. Will it still occur with only dispersed cells?

[makesmonsters]

Hello, Fox! Nice to meet you! c:

Kirei and Hojo should clearly be friends and by friends I mean they can exchange tips on idk... vivisections and mutations. <: (And do it! :3 )

[all_onis_are_true]

Heyo. I'm Badge. I play Phoenix Wright and Hiroshi. Hiroshi is kind of a science nerd, so clearly he'd get along with Hojo, right? hahahaha

[makesmonsters]

Hello, Badge! Nice to meet you! c:

And oh yes clearly. xD Phoenix even more so!

[provenworth]

This is not your personal playground, Professor. B|

That remains to be seen. But, going of cannon and general assumptions, one would think so.

[makesmonsters]

Oh excellent. c: He may have a spare vial of Jenova cells in his luggage. WEll, what luggage came with him, which is really just the bag he was carrying with him.

... that may be useful for having fun, right? All the reunion!

[seeyousuffer]

It's nice to meet you, too!

Yes, I'm not sure if you know his canon, but Kirei is a magical/spiritual surgeon who specializes in opening wounds, so if Hojo ever needs some help, I'm sure he'd be glad to assist. He's away for a canon update now, but he'll be back soon.

I will definitely consider it! I just might, if I have enough time.

[sonof_thrain]

Welcome Snarky, I am Linden and I play Thorin Oakenshield here. Nice to meet you! I love FFVII, having a few muses myself floating about in headspace. Sephiroth being my favourite :D

Good to have you here!

[makesmonsters]

Hello, hello, Linden! <: It's nice to meet you! .... I feel like I should apologize for Hojo being a dick to Thorin, but I mean... it's Hojo. It's to be expected. FFVII muses are fun, though. :3 Anyway, I look forward to seeing you around~!

[sonof_thrain]

/waves

Heh, Hojo is meant to be a dick, right? I mean, he's a psychopathic megalomaniac lol.