After reading that thesis of yours, I know there's nothing too embarrassing for you to express. That criterion does not stand when applied to someone too mentally weak to discern what would humiliate them.

Of course you want it. It's clear to see that you envy me. Or else why would you have invented this story?

Yes, yes, I don't believe you, so I'm going to believe enemy Servants and Masters. It all makes so much sense now.

[He sighs. Waver has no credibility in his eyes. Clearly his own mediocrity has driven him mad.]

You could at least try to make your story more credible rather than less.