Do you remember how we all bid ridiculous amounts of money on dates for each other once upon a time?
Time to put up or shut up.
THE forcedish DATE MEME
Feeling romantic? Take your date to the top of the clocktower and look at the stars. Feeling like a quickie? The Black Stallion has all your alcohol fueled needs. Wanting a quaint date leaning over a table? Le Cafe Anglais and the Coffee Joint will help you make your dreams come true. Or, just wine and dine your date at home. Whatever it is, be creative.
You paid for this, after all!
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You look stunning, darling, but one of us is going to have to change.
[Seriously, Dave, at least match your jewelry to your dress.]
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I can't believe I shaved my legs for this and now you're gonna make me change.