Hi I'm bad at these

[rosyview]

WELL MET, FRIENDS. My name is Moo and I am entirely fresh meat, lured in by certain crafty, crafty enablers. I didn't stand a chance. 8(

I bring with me Nia here from that series about how having reproductive organs makes you able to save the universe and also ride giant robots, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Nia is pretty much the lovechild of a Disney Princess and a parrot; teach her dirty words and she will repeat them while looking adorable. :|b

Annnd I also offer up one Saber (mostempressive), from Fate/Extra. Her hobbies include bathing, long walks on the battlefield killing stuff, being a ridiculous ham, trying to get into your pants, being the best artist you have ever met, acting inappropriately, and collecting useless, gaudy junk that she will proceed to get rid of by gifting it away at Christmas. What's not to like, eh?

I look forward to having fun here! :3

Comments

[gordianknots]

And there are other servants to make bad decisions with!

and you know kirei

[mostempressive]

Just wait until she meets Shakespeare. Don't worry, everyone! She brought a theatre to lock the populace into for torture performance art along with her!

[gordianknots]

Screams with delight and horror, unsure of which is dominant at the moment.

[mostempressive]

THE SINGING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE APPLAUSE IMPROVES

[gordianknots]

I'M NOT SURE WHO WOULD BE ANGRIER, NERO OR WILL

[mostempressive]

Look on the bright side, at least there aren't any windows for her voice to break! :Db

[gordianknots]

really that just sounds like a challenge waiting to happen

[mostempressive]

Let's just hope she doesn't end up with one of those showers that have glass doors...

[gordianknots]

That would be unfortunate, yes.

[mostempressive]

It's already bad enough she will be likely to woo someone by singing under their window at 3 in the morning.

[gordianknots]

Tell me she has a boombox with her to do this.

[rosyview]

But of course, you can't get a full orchestral accompaniment just anywhere!

[gordianknots]

Well at least she isn't playing the fiddle.....

[mostempressive]

She takes issue with that historical inaccuracy!


Everyone knows she's better at playing the ~flute~