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rubycity_ooc2013-11-27 03:26 pm
divampire) wrote in rubycity_ooc2013-11-27 03:26 pm
It's that time again
1. Post your character's name in the subject line. 2. Post a text from last night 3. Reply at will
(843): Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
(303): I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
(303): I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Edited (NOW YOU GET A CHOICE.) 2013-11-27 20:42 (UTC)
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
isn't asking that automatically blurring it?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility
i will make it happen
i will make it happen
Edited 2013-11-27 20:51 (UTC)
I can't tell, is that a new high or a new low?
.......well its better than months living off takeaway
Yowza.
You sure that text was meant for me?
Ammonia, baking soda, and white vinegar. Add to a gallon of water, mix, clean as appropriate.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
[303:] I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
[765:] On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
[765:] On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Don't jump of the roof, Hanna. We talked about this.
look when you turn 25
u get to finally rent cars
and somethin about ur insurance goes down too i think
but u see
i dont drive
i dotn even have a license
so i have opted 2 sprout wings instead
u get to finally rent cars
and somethin about ur insurance goes down too i think
but u see
i dont drive
i dotn even have a license
so i have opted 2 sprout wings instead
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
oh god
oh no im sory i think
i got the wrong number???
goodness thats embarrassing
oh no im sory i think
i got the wrong number???
goodness thats embarrassing
Dude.
It doesn't work like that, I keep trying to tell you.
When I have to come and scrape your mangled ass off the sidewalk I ain't gonna be happy.
It doesn't work like that, I keep trying to tell you.
When I have to come and scrape your mangled ass off the sidewalk I ain't gonna be happy.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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