The bad news is Davesprite's gonna be pissy as heck about the cold and the weather, but the good news is he doesn't have to eat. The other bad news is that he's not really a hunter nor a winter survivalist, having grown up in Houston, Texas.

What he does have, though, is a knight complex, laser powers, and a body that literally glows. Once it really starts snowing, he'll offer to help guide people around and push big snow drifts out of the way. He is a squire to an officer of the law, and all. It's his civic duty.