Okay one, there is no fucking way he is kissing her on the mouth. Ugh. Fuck that. Her hands are also a no no no because hands = germs. If he could reach her forehead, that could work? But oops, SOMEONE is taller than him. Like everyone else is taller than him. Maybe she could- hrm.
Could his pride withstand that?
He looks at her and then back at the mistletoe and grimaces. It will have to. ]
Kiss my hand. The sooner it's done with, the sooner we're out of here and there is no way in hell I am kissing yours.
she says as the house catches on fire
Okay one, there is no fucking way he is kissing her on the mouth. Ugh. Fuck that. Her hands are also a no no no because hands = germs. If he could reach her forehead, that could work? But oops, SOMEONE is taller than him. Like everyone else is taller than him. Maybe she could- hrm.
Could his pride withstand that?
He looks at her and then back at the mistletoe and grimaces. It will have to. ]
Kiss my hand. The sooner it's done with, the sooner we're out of here and there is no way in hell I am kissing yours.
[ It's nothing personal. ]