[And he jumps dramatically on her back, arms draped over her shoulders and one hand caught in the other.]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, my tender, savaged psyche, why would you do such a thing, the very humanity, woe and lackaday, alas.

[He snuggles into her shoulder and folds his wings around her so she can't see where she's going.]

If I'm going down I'm taking you with me.