It's the most wonderful tiiiiime of the year. For mistletoe!

[ceded]

Oh no, mistletoe!

 

SHOOT. Who put that there?! Well, you’re caught - pucker up!

How to Play

1. Post your character and canon in the subject line
2. Next person who responds is the one you’re caught under the mistletoe with!
3. Go as awkward, sweet, or embarrassing as you like! (Quick cheek peck? Full French? Sure! But you have to kiss or the Nargles will get you!)
4. Comment, Tag, and catch others under the mistletoe. Have fun!

Gratuitously stolen from bakerstreet.

Comments

she says as the house catches on fire

[cleansliness]

[ How can he get out of this.

Okay one, there is no fucking way he is kissing her on the mouth. Ugh. Fuck that. Her hands are also a no no no because hands = germs. If he could reach her forehead, that could work? But oops, SOMEONE is taller than him. Like everyone else is taller than him. Maybe she could- hrm.

Could his pride withstand that?

He looks at her and then back at the mistletoe and grimaces. It will have to. ]

Kiss my hand. The sooner it's done with, the sooner we're out of here and there is no way in hell I am kissing yours.

[ It's nothing personal. ]

it'll be a great fire?

[tatakaeru]

[ She stares at him. Her eyebrows arch. His hand? Levi might be a Captain and a Squad Leader and Lance Corporal and all ranks above her, but he is not some kind or anything.

... And her hands are perfectly clean!!!

... She inspects her hands quickly, as discreetly as possible. ]

And what if I refuse?

[ You just insulted her hands sort of, okay. That's not a good way to make her cooperate. ]

i guess that's what we're roasting chestnuts in

[cleansliness]

Then we're stuck.

[ It's magic mistletoe, as decided by me. You can't escape without a smooch. It's impossible. ]

1/3

[tatakaeru]

[ ... ]

2/3

[tatakaeru]

[ staaaaaaaring ]

3/3 throws fuel at the fire

[tatakaeru]

[ Mikasa bends down, slightly, knees crouching. Eyes the top of Levi's head. Yeah. She should be about his height now.

Your move, captain. (Is she smirking? Her lips are definitely quirking a little on the end, yeah. ]

Better?

ah yes just what we need, more RED HOT FLAMES

[cleansliness]

[ ---oh no you didn't.

Levi kicks one of Mikasa's feet out of under her, catching her in his arms and dipping her down low. ]

I don't know. What do you think?

[ There is an almost smirk on his own. Your move, kiddo. ]

forget the house let's just burn the entire city

[tatakaeru]

[ If not for crouching down, Mikasa's balance might have been better and she wouldn't have toppled over as easily. She's a bit surprised as it happens, supporting herself by grabbing onto his shoulder and arm, steadying herself with her foot. She kind of glares when he dips her down and bites her lip. ]

Fine.

[ She grabs ahold of one of his hands, pulling it close to her lips and...

Licks it. Making sure there's a lot of spit and germs with that lick, yeah. ]

1/3: why stop there. lets just burn the county.

[cleansliness]

[ You little shit. ]

Fine.

[ Levi leans in- ]

2/3

[cleansliness]

[ --kisses Mikasa forcefully, red hot and angry, being sure to not mind his teeth-- ]

3/3

[cleansliness]

[ --and drops her. He hopes you hit your head, Mikasa. ]

Bye.

[ With that, he turns on his heel and escapes the mistletoe's dubiously magical grasp. Ew. Cadet-germs. ]

[tatakaeru]

[ Unfortunately for Levi, Mikasa has a thick skull so the small bump she does get doesn't really hurt that bad. She's had worse. However, she's 100% dumbstruck, laying entirely still on the ground as he leaves. She'd make some retort back at him but she doesn't bother as she buries her face in her scarf and promises to herself not to look at Levi for an entire month.

Gross. It feels like she has cooties. Levicooties. She might want to go to Hange and get herself checked for them. ]