[Very ancient or not at all, depending a good deal on when one happens to be. In either case, it's a very strange arrival and has been ever seen he first showed up in this city. On the bright side, however, aliens are nothing new to him. He doesn't even really bat an eye at sight of her omni-tool. He might not really know what it is, but he can guess at one of the functions it serves.]

You know, I'm not sure I'd really call it a colony. Or at least, I don't think it was the intent to have colonized it. Most of the people didn't really come here by choice. And before you ask, no, it's not some sort of prison colony. Just a very strange sort of... well, it might not even be a planet.

But you're about it being a mess. Unfortunately, it's the kind no one's quite figured out yet.