"Collectors value? More like, This thing is priceless and I won't be getting rid of it anytime soon. Scouts honor." He doesn't really remember what scouts are supposed to do when they say that, but saying it's good enough right?

"Naw, I mean. Hassle for you. And then you'd think I'm crazy and we'd get off on the wrong foot and tell everyone I'm a maniac." He sighs, as if it's already happened. "And then I'd have to skip town and learn to live with dragons and unicorns."