Texts from Last Night

[fairbrook]

You know the drill:
*Pick something from here, make up your own, or post a blank comment
*Others respond
*Hilarity, tragedy, sexy, whatever happens
*????
*PROFIT!

Comments

[crowsicle]

i dunno man
bro mark one is at least servant tier and sliced a falling meteor in half over our apartment
while bro pocketsize is semi immortal and can rip peoples souls from their bodies
itd at least be a fight worth taping

[gordianknots]

You'v never seen Excalibur.

Although you're right about taping.

[crowsicle]

what tech gods do i need to sacrifice a virgin to in order to get videography spontaneously invented in this place

[gordianknots]

I have no idea, unfortunately.

[crowsicle]

thats a shame since as far as i can tell theres no shortage of virgins around here

[gordianknots]

What if you make a mistake about that though?

[crowsicle]

then i go to court for slut shaming
and murder i guess

[gordianknots]

Sounds about right.