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Sir Integra "Vampmum" Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing ([personal profile] fairbrook) wrote in [community profile] rubycity_ooc2014-04-26 03:44 pm
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Texts from Last Night


You know the drill:
*Pick something from here, make up your own, or post a blank comment
*Others respond
*Hilarity, tragedy, sexy, whatever happens
*????
*PROFIT!
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[personal profile] crowsicle 2014-04-27 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
i dunno man
bro mark one is at least servant tier and sliced a falling meteor in half over our apartment
while bro pocketsize is semi immortal and can rip peoples souls from their bodies
itd at least be a fight worth taping
gordianknots: Please don't waste your pity votes on me (Default)

[personal profile] gordianknots 2014-04-27 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
You'v never seen Excalibur.

Although you're right about taping.
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[personal profile] crowsicle 2014-04-27 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
what tech gods do i need to sacrifice a virgin to in order to get videography spontaneously invented in this place
gordianknots: Please don't waste your pity votes on me (Default)

[personal profile] gordianknots 2014-04-27 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea, unfortunately.
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[personal profile] crowsicle 2014-04-27 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
thats a shame since as far as i can tell theres no shortage of virgins around here
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[personal profile] gordianknots 2014-04-27 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
What if you make a mistake about that though?
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[personal profile] crowsicle 2014-04-27 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
then i go to court for slut shaming
and murder i guess
gordianknots: Please don't waste your pity votes on me (Default)

[personal profile] gordianknots 2014-04-27 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds about right.