rubycity_ooc | Time for something fun!

Need a little pick me up? Or just feel like playing something really stupid? It's time for a meme.

The Magical Swap Meme
or the 'oops, you done fucked up' meme

courtesy of Luc*

Directions

Post your character with the name/canon in the subject meme. In your comment, put your preferences such as, "I don't want to do prompt #1" or "for the gender swap prompt, [character] will look like [this]" or "for the age swap prompt, my character will be 5 years younger".

Tag each other and have fun.

Prompts

Body Swap: Holy shit. You're looking at yourself like you're looking in a mirror. The only problem is, when you're looking down at your own hands... you're in someone else's body.

Gender Swap: Well, this is new; you're now no longer in the right body, but it's still yours. Were you always a girl? You sure weren't yesterday. Of course, this is probably another one of the city's tricks; no point in getting all up in arms about it, is there?

Age Swap: Are you starting to see a pattern here? Now you're younger-- or older-- than you were a little while ago. Who're you going to bug about your height now?

Canon Swap: Your entire history is different now. Suddenly, you're a homestuck. Or maybe you're an elf. Or perhaps you're not even switching canons with the person you're threading with. What's the damage?

Power Swap:...Like the one above, but with powers instead of canons.

Moral Alignment Swap: Suddenly, you're evil as hell. Or maybe you're really good now. Or maybe your moral alignment is "eh /non-commital wiggly hand gesture". I don't make the rules here, bucko.

Luc, you didn't include this swap I wanted to do!: Well look at you, you have a bigger imagination than I do. What are you waiting for? Swap it. Just swap it. Do it, before it's too late.

You now have four minutes to save the world.**

*If it's a bad meme, it wasn't my idea.
**You do not have four minutes to save the world. In fact, there's really no point in worrying about world saving right now.

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[Davesprite looks back down and peeks beneath his shirt collar.]

She is my mom, you know. Fuck, I'm like, probably barely an A-cup. What the hell. Do I even need a--a--you know.

[He's glowing a little extra around the face.]

I.. I don't know!! [hell, you could steam vegetables off this kid] I mean... isn't that... just for long term?! [he covers his face in his (very pretty, slender) hands] How did this even happen...!

These things just, you know, happen. Sometimes. I got my legs back once.

[He lets his shirt fall again and kind of. Tugs it down a little, then tries tugging it back, seeing what kind of support it can offer him. The answer: not much.]

Shit, I probably can't even wear a bra. Not with my wings. But flying with these things bouncing around...

This is WAY WORSE than you getting your legs back! This is awful! I've been avoiding peeing all morning because... well... you know!

[huff. Adorable girlface pout]

Well... maybe I can modify one to fit... maybe...

[Less adorable girlface scowl.]

Really. Really, Eren. You're gonna complain to me about missing your peen.

.. yes!! Who else am I supposed to complain to?!

Some guy who hasn't been dickless for a year and a half?

....

[blush]

... Right. I forgot... W-whatever, do you want to go look for that thing or not?! [EXCELLENT CHANGE OF SUBJECT EREN A+]

First, why don't you go piss before you blow your bladder.

F... fine.

Do you even pee.

Is that something you really want me to answer.

[Eren looks off to one side, apparently giving this great thought. ]

.... Maybe another time.

I'll be over there soon.

[Wow, Eren, really. Is he that curious. Davesprite raises one brow just a hair.]

Wash your hands before you leave the house.

[he's a teenage boy, ok. these are things he thinks about.]

Yeah yeah. [click!]

[it takes him a while to get there because, ahaha, no 3DMG. The why of that will become obvious when Dave sees him; not only did the straps no longer fit snugly around his more slender frame, but he'd also lost a food 3-4 inches of height. It was super lame]

Heh.

[Davesprite, of course, doesn't have a height. The only real change for him is that his wiry build now has ever-so-slight curves to it; sleek and subtle and slender instead of skinny as a rail.

Well, eh, nah, actually, he is still skinny as a rail. Those curves are mostly imagination. Sorry.]

'Sup, shawty.

Sh... shorty?!

[Eren grits his teeth and steams from his head and face, then shoves Dave out of the doorway]

You call me that again and I'll show you who's short. Ass.

[Oh, come now, Eren.

"shawty
Fine ass woman, or your girl." - Urban Dictionary, January 31, 2003]

Will you? 'Cause from where I'm floating, looks like I've still got about ten feet on you.

[STOP WITH THE URBAN TALK HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF IT MEANS.

Eren quickly pulls the sword he carries with him out of it's sheath. Of course, he doesn't brandish it at Dave, oh no. He holds his hand over the sharp blade, narrowing his eyes at Dave]

Don't tempt me. I'll do it, I swear! Right here in your doorway!

Wow, okay, no, calm down. Bro will pluck me.

[As if to placate him, he sinks lower, so his head's only a little higher than Eren's.]

You're a fine, well-sprouted example of a growing young man. Or, well, you know. Maybe not as of right this moment.

That's what I thought. [Eren sheathes the sword with a metallic "shnnnkkk" sound, looking quite proud of himself. Titan threats were always the best way to get what one wanted]

Just shut up about it. Let's go already and get this over with!

Time for something fun!

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