Time for something fun!

[untilavalon]

Need a little pick me up? Or just feel like playing something really stupid? It's time for a meme.

The Magical Swap Meme
or the 'oops, you done fucked up' meme

courtesy of Luc*

Directions

1. Post your character with the name/canon in the subject meme. In your comment, put your preferences such as, "I don't want to do prompt #1" or "for the gender swap prompt, [character] will look like [this]" or "for the age swap prompt, my character will be 5 years younger".


2. Tag each other and have fun.

Prompts

• Body Swap: Holy shit. You're looking at yourself like you're looking in a mirror. The only problem is, when you're looking down at your own hands... you're in someone else's body.


• Gender Swap: Well, this is new; you're now no longer in the right body, but it's still yours. Were you always a girl? You sure weren't yesterday. Of course, this is probably another one of the city's tricks; no point in getting all up in arms about it, is there?


• Age Swap: Are you starting to see a pattern here? Now you're younger-- or older-- than you were a little while ago. Who're you going to bug about your height now?


• Canon Swap: Your entire history is different now. Suddenly, you're a homestuck. Or maybe you're an elf. Or perhaps you're not even switching canons with the person you're threading with. What's the damage?


• Power Swap:...Like the one above, but with powers instead of canons.


• Moral Alignment Swap: Suddenly, you're evil as hell. Or maybe you're really good now. Or maybe your moral alignment is "eh /non-commital wiggly hand gesture". I don't make the rules here, bucko.


• Luc, you didn't include this swap I wanted to do!: Well look at you, you have a bigger imagination than I do. What are you waiting for? Swap it. Just swap it. Do it, before it's too late.
  

You now have four minutes to save the world.**

*If it's a bad meme, it wasn't my idea.
**You do not have four minutes to save the world. In fact, there's really no point in worrying about world saving right now.

Comments

[sickjoke]

[ LET THEM BE confused LADIES?? ]

[Text]

[pocketmobster]

[Fuyuhiko usually chooses the video or audio options with it comes to the watch network, but it's not completely uncommon for him to text instead. Especially not at such an odd hour; he wouldn't want to wake his roommate, after all.

Though it is kind of weird for him to be up at four A.M.]

Oi. Jack. Are you awake??

[Text]

[sickjoke]

Mmmmmmmyup. What do you need, little g-man?

[Text] 1/2

[pocketmobster]

What the hell is a g-man

[Text]

[pocketmobster]

Never mind. You got a pair of scissors I could borrow for something?

[Text]

[sickjoke]

Scissors? Uh, sure.

[Text]

[pocketmobster]

Is now all right?

[Text]

[sickjoke]

Sure, I'm up. Feeding the kittens.

[Text]

[pocketmobster]

No one else is there, right?

[Text]

[sickjoke]

Just me and the kittens.

[Text]

[pocketmobster]

And yours don't talk.

[Text]

[sickjoke]

nooooo, my cats don't talk.

[Text-->Action]

[pocketmobster]

Just checking.

I'll be there in a minute.

[When he shows up to knock quietly at the door, he's wearing a long raincoat with the hood up. Even though it isn't raining.]

[Action]

[sickjoke]

[ And there's JAck with a basket of mewling kittens in one hand, and a bottle in another. ]

Fuyuhiko?

You okay there, buddy?

[Action]

[pocketmobster]

Yeah. [Ugh. He clears his throat and tries again, but his voice is just...argh.] Yeah. Fuck.

[The ONE thing that had always marked him as a teenager and not a little kid, and it's all...it won't go as low as he wants it to. He steps inside and toes his shoes off. Wow, is he even smaller than usual?]

Just gotta take care of some goddamn stupid bullshit before I go back out there.

[Action]

[sickjoke]

Are you okay?

[ Because how did you get smaller? Seriously. Jack's a giant, he knows small. He's even bending down and tilting his head some. ]

[Action]

[pocketmobster]

[He pauses, hands on the edges of his raincoat's hood, reluctant to proceed.]

...Don't laugh. If you laugh, I swear, I'll break your fucking kneecap.

[Action]

[sickjoke]

I pinkie swear.

[ come on kiddo this is freaking him out a little ]

[Action]

[pocketmobster]

...Okay.

[After another minute hesitation, he lowers his hood.

Or. Er. Her hood?

Holy shit that is a lot of fabulous hair (courtesy of Luc).]

I think I'm a girl now.

[Action]

[sickjoke]

Well, you've definitely had a shift of ourward gender expression, but I assure you-- if you still think you're a boy, you're a boy.

[ The things you learn when you have a transexual teammate. ]

You want to get a haircut so it's not in your face all the time?

[Action]

[pocketmobster]

--Eh?

[Whoa that is some fine solid TRUTH to lay down on a freaking out fifteen-year-old. Kuzuryuu stares for a moment, wide-eyed, then nods, embarrassed and relieved.]

Yeah, I just--it's everywhere, and it's on my blind side so someone could grab it and I wouldn't even, and I don't--I can't go out like this. No one listens to girls, which is such bullshit!

[Action]

[sickjoke]

Only idiots don't listen to girls. The biggest hitter on my rag tag team o' heroes is totally a woman.

[ He reaches out to get a hand on Fuyuhiko's shoulder, to steer him toward the kitchen. ]

I'll get sheet to lay on the floor so we can keep your hair in a place that's easy to clean up.

[Action]

[pocketmobster]

[He breathes and allows himself to be led.]

Okay. It's just already fucking hard enough to get people to take me seriously as it is.

[Action]

[sickjoke]

[ With his helm on, there was no nod of agreement, but Jack gave Fuyuhiko a pat on the shoulder. ]

I get ya. Be right back.

[ He went upstairs, grabbing a sheet off the spare bed, and then brought it downstairs. He laid it out on the floor. Then he sat a chair in the middle of it. ]

Sit here and I'll trim you up, okay?

[Action]

[pocketmobster]

Hah? Ah, I was gonna...

[Hack it off himself, without a mirror? Yeah, basically. After a moment of dithering--the hair's good for occupying a fidgety hand, at least--he sits, resting his fists on his knees.]

All right. ...Thanks.