[No dragging off today, Dante just wants his coffee fix thank you. Besides, kidnapping strange dudes with black eyes really wasn't his style.]
Didn't you read the signs?
[An exasperated, long-suffering sigh. Don't worry, Isaac, you're not the only one who doesn't read the signs. But, this gives him the perfect opportunity for a little theatrics. He saunters a few paces away to throw an arm out in a grand sweeping gesture as he proceeds:]
Congratulations, you've been randomly selected by the Kidnapper Express to join us in an indefinite and mysterious vacation in Ruby City! Sorry to disappoint you but there aren't any rubies, only trains and more irritable misplaced citizens just like yourself.
[The sweeping gesture ended at Isaac with a grand and particularly over-dramatic bow. Can you tell he's done this before because he has and every time he has to step it up just a little more.]
We all go through it. Here's a tip, it'll be easier the quicker you accept it and get on with enjoying yourself a coffee. Before something stupid happens and you can't for whatever reason.
[Stupid happens a lot around here. Dante saunters along after him, and yes does reach a hand out to keep the door from slamming on his nose. Sorry Isaac, very few modern conveniences here; On the bright side the coffee is great?]
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Didn't you read the signs?
[An exasperated, long-suffering sigh. Don't worry, Isaac, you're not the only one who doesn't read the signs. But, this gives him the perfect opportunity for a little theatrics. He saunters a few paces away to throw an arm out in a grand sweeping gesture as he proceeds:]
Congratulations, you've been randomly selected by the Kidnapper Express to join us in an indefinite and mysterious vacation in Ruby City! Sorry to disappoint you but there aren't any rubies, only trains and more irritable misplaced citizens just like yourself.
[The sweeping gesture ended at Isaac with a grand and particularly over-dramatic bow. Can you tell he's done this before because he has and every time he has to step it up just a little more.]
We all go through it. Here's a tip, it'll be easier the quicker you accept it and get on with enjoying yourself a coffee. Before something stupid happens and you can't for whatever reason.
[Stupid happens a lot around here. Dante saunters along after him, and yes does reach a hand out to keep the door from slamming on his nose. Sorry Isaac, very few modern conveniences here; On the bright side the coffee is great?]