[Time has done all it can for Isaac's old wounds but he needed them and they sent him away to hospitals and then in desperation to a church when he was proving to be an embarrassment to the family as he struggled with the first days of his vampirism. His tombstone is dated the day they sent him away.]

If there's a Mad Hatter running around then I'm done, I'm going to go find the caterpillar and spend the rest of my life stoned off my tits with him.

[God this is actually more than civilised, this is borderline friendly and chatty and it's so disturbing that he feels like he needs another adult to come help him.] Of course, it'd just be uncivilised not to have a beach. [Note to self, avoid at all costs or you will die.] I'm sure everyone was thrilled to have a beach for nice little holidays and ill-advised shagging at night.

[Seriously, who has sex on a beach, sand is coarse enough - from what he remembers - when it's not in delicate areas.]

Fuck. [Sorry, that's pretty much his default when it comes to hearing something like that so give him a little time to just process it.] And there's no way out that you've found in two years? Assuming you haven't just been sitting around with your thumb up your arse, I know I've only known you five minutes but you don't seem the kind to just lie back and take it.

[Because you're a demon. Or you have demon vibes. Demons wouldn't just accept this shit.]