Yeah? That's great. I'm terrible at cooking.

[And lazy. So lazy. He's more than willing to admit to his failings, so that people will help him out and give him food.]

Really?! Do you mean it? Well, if you don't mind...!

[He brightens, although his primary reason for speaking to Shirou in the first place was the hope that he might be able to mooch some decent food.]

There's hardly any Japanese food here. I can't remember the last time I had sushi!