more jojo

[mallgoth]

more... gross JoJo, in fact....

Hi everyone, I'm Laura and new here and dragging with me yet another jeje character, Leone Abbacchio from part 5: Vento Aureo/the mafia part. Unfortunately he's not polite or charming like his fellows, no, he's the asshole. He's the one that pisses in teapots. This is his legacy. He used to be a cop but he Screwed That Up and joined a gang to atone for his massive shortcomings... It made sense at the time.

He's also coming in after recently dying, but he's surprisingly okay with that. His cool JoJo power is 3-D DVR and he's mean about it. BUT he likes opera and fine wine so at least some of him is classy!!

You can find ME on plurk at melodrama! I'm PUMPED 2 BE HERE

Comments

[risorto]

yaaassss!!!

hi laura, i'm crystal and i'm VERY EXCITED for you and this asshole. pls try not to piss in more teapots, abbacchio.

[mallgoth]

HELL...YEA!!!

i cannot guarantee all tea is safe, but i will try

[starmark]

HELLO

I'm Alex, I am the resident Hat Jojo, and I'm incredibly excited to see you here joining the cast (and the Ventos especially)! I haven't read through Part V yet but I've heard excellent things about Abbacchio and the things he'll bring to the cast dynamic, and I'm really looking forward to throwing Jotaro at him, too!

...also the teapiss thing obviously but you know

WELCOME TO OUR HAPPY CAST

(also I saw your ad on ATP and you also play Okuyasu so clearly you are an excellent person all around.)

[mallgoth]

i've heard jotaro KNOWS about teapissing and so i can't wait for these two to meet. it is honestly a dream i didn't know i had.

I'M GLAD TO SMASH INTO THIS CAST with goth wine mom..... hell yea

and yes okuyasu too!! cries he's so precious

[digiorno]

oh my god beautiful salt mom is heeeere

HI LAURA I'm anne, I have ... this guy obviously, and I am the kind of excited to see you wherein I'm having to contain my screaming a little. luv abbacchio. which my phone would like to correct to abba chip! I guess that's what I'm calling him now.

[mallgoth]

a real live pillar of salt

but NO... DON'T CONTAIN IT, i embrace it all. abba chip just inspires screaming wherever he goes!!

[digiorno]

well okay then i guess i will just scream for days and probably scare my dog. BUT IT WILL BE WORTH IT. because of abba chip.

[mallgoth]

maybe you should scream somewhere safe and secluded like the desert or the moon

[digiorno]

maybe a desert moon . . .

[starmark]

HE DOES. Not knowing how Giorno got out of drinking teapiss was keeping him up at night so he was forced to investigate and then an intense discussion about jellyfish ensued.

So you know. Standard Jojos.

(Also I want you to know that I looked through your app while it was pending and I laughed really hard at the description of Moody Blues, A+ for DVR: The Stand.)

[mallgoth]

this is honestly what i expect from jotaro so good job, five star platinums. his priorities are in order.

HAHAHA it truly is DVR: the stand... so weirdly specific and mediocre at everything else

[starmark]

Aside from that I think he has heard a little about Abbacchio but not too many specifics, he's pieced together that the guy is probably dead and then obviously that he is the type to haze newbies by pissing in teapots, so that's about all the head start he has. :|b

...also that y'all apparently know Polnareff WHO IS APPARENTLY A TURTLE???

AND NO ONE WILL TELL HIM WHAT KIND OF TURTLE life is hell

[mallgoth]

LMFAO POLTURTLE... the true mvp of part 5. altho abbacchio kicked it before pol turned up so he only knows there's a weirdass hotel turtle around. STILL WEIRD.

i'm sure abba will make a great impression... on everyone...