Now, Julian would either end up the only sane man or a prominent member of the Neighbourhood Watch. Sure, he's nineteen, but he'd be known for helping with odd jobs 'round people's houses – he can lift heavy things, do electrical work or a delivery, et cetera, et cetera – and knows his way 'round the place well enough to have attempted a map (somewhat successful, essentially looking like the map one sees on the Residences page in greyscale).

Who's up for the head of the Neighbourhood Watch or PTA or whatever?