Jarlaxle Baenre (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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rubycity_ooc2017-03-19 10:25 pm
acheat) wrote in rubycity_ooc2017-03-19 10:25 pm
Worst Elf Award of the YEAR GOES TO
ONCE UPON A TIME, I played in this comm with a really shitty steam powered robot who was absolute crap. As you can see, I've totally improved my tastes over time with
a really shitty elf.
HELLO THIS IS SQUID, my plurk is Squiddly, add me plz i'm so lonely hahahahahahaha- No really I'm pumped to be back here, kind of wondering if anyone even remembers Rabbit anymore.
ANYWAY.
This is Jarlaxle.
Jarlaxle is from the magical world of FORGOTTEN REALMS, and is an elf!
A really shitty elf.
If you ask Jarlaxle if he is a shitty elf he will tell you that is a lie and he is the best elf you'll ever meet, of course, and as far as Jarlaxle is concerned this is 100% true.
Don't bother nailing any of your shit down. He'll get it anyway.
He dresses like a one man pride parade while actually being the entire Godfather series, as a person. EVERYTHING ALSO DOES SOMETHING. There is an opt out post for one of his spells here, for anyone who doesn't want this charming suave sapient dumpster fire actually convincing your character to do anything at all.
Also flirts with anything that breathes and can talk, more or less.
OH BOY CAN'T WAIT TO POST.
a really shitty elf.
HELLO THIS IS SQUID, my plurk is Squiddly, add me plz i'm so lonely hahahahahahaha- No really I'm pumped to be back here, kind of wondering if anyone even remembers Rabbit anymore.
ANYWAY.
This is Jarlaxle.
Jarlaxle is from the magical world of FORGOTTEN REALMS, and is an elf!
A really shitty elf.
If you ask Jarlaxle if he is a shitty elf he will tell you that is a lie and he is the best elf you'll ever meet, of course, and as far as Jarlaxle is concerned this is 100% true.
Don't bother nailing any of your shit down. He'll get it anyway.
He dresses like a one man pride parade while actually being the entire Godfather series, as a person. EVERYTHING ALSO DOES SOMETHING. There is an opt out post for one of his spells here, for anyone who doesn't want this charming suave sapient dumpster fire actually convincing your character to do anything at all.
Also flirts with anything that breathes and can talk, more or less.
OH BOY CAN'T WAIT TO POST.