[A beat-up looking man in rumpled clothes gets off the train, talking rapidly to no one in particular, his watch-thing broadcasting almost without a thought]
So I finally get off this train in the middle of some burg that makes even my hometown look good in comparison-- yeah, I know, it's hard, but this place really does do it-- and all of a sudden I can't remember how I got on the train. I figure I'm working a case, because I have to take this detective thing seriously, but it all seems like there's something rotten in Denver.
[Yeah, I know, it's Denmark, there too]
I get off the train, and everything's gone all Twilight Zone on me, except I don't even have the option of that guy narrating-- which is fine, there's only supposed to be one narrator, and that's me, so screw off-- but it really means I don't know what's going on. So...yeah. Anyway, Hi. I'm Harry. Welcome to...
Harry Lockhart | Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
So I finally get off this train in the middle of some burg that makes even my hometown look good in comparison-- yeah, I know, it's hard, but this place really does do it-- and all of a sudden I can't remember how I got on the train. I figure I'm working a case, because I have to take this detective thing seriously, but it all seems like there's something rotten in Denver.
[Yeah, I know, it's Denmark, there too]
I get off the train, and everything's gone all Twilight Zone on me, except I don't even have the option of that guy narrating-- which is fine, there's only supposed to be one narrator, and that's me, so screw off-- but it really means I don't know what's going on. So...yeah. Anyway, Hi. I'm Harry. Welcome to...
[He freezes and suddenly frowns]
Crap, I don't know where the hell this is.