[The man seems completely unfazed at this, though he does grin a little wider, and has to squint at the massive glowing lightness]

Oh, there are lots of people here. I just sort of picked up the job of unofficial greeter, and since I'm an info broker, I thought I could help you out, since you seem a little lost. As for people like me...

[He laughs out loud]

I'm not sure there's anyone like me around here.