Test-Drive Meme!

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TEST-DRIVE MEME

Maybe you've considered appping a new character but you're not sure how well they would adjust to the in-game scenario? Well, here's a chance to give it a try!

• Post with a character journal you'd like to voicetest or you've considered apping to Ruby City. Feel free to play them as newcomers or as if they've been here for a while - the setting is your own choice.

•Respond to other threads with new characters or with characters who are already in the game.

• Explore different interactions, find castmates, develop possible CR - anything you want, as long as you have fun!

Comments

[puppy_lancer]

I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE!

[Does he look like one?]

...Is that a challenge?

[looselips]

[Do you really want this tiny horrible child to answer that?]

Did it sound like one? I already said, they're a waste of time. I have better things to do.

[Like eat these snacks. He starts dragging his basket again.]

[puppy_lancer]

...Maybe your attitude would be less nasty if you ate healthier.

[He doesn't actually believe that. But that's pretty much much the only ammunition he has right now.]

[looselips]

Or maybe it would be if you weren't such a dimwit.

[puppy_lancer]

You don't seem that smart either if you can't mind your nutrition.

oops I thought I replied to this

[looselips]

Just shut your ugly face. What I do is none of your business!

Re: oops I thought I replied to this

[puppy_lancer]

And what if you get sick in this place? Who's gonna be calling the doctor for you?

[The kid was a jerk, but Lancer didn't fancy the idea of him dying a slow and agonizing death either.]

[looselips]

I know how to take care of myself. Go crawl back to your basement so you can clean your loli figurines or something, you stupid pedo.

[puppy_lancer]

I don't keep loli figurines in the basement. Why would I when I can get real, mature women?

[But he's not denying he lives in the basement.]

[looselips]

Your bodypillows don't count.

[puppy_lancer]

[He blinks twice.]

Body...pillows? You mean those big tube things with people drawn on them?

[looselips]

[... ... ...]

Idiot.

[puppy_lancer]

Anyway, I don't need or have any of those. I bet it's only something a kid like you uses.

[looselips]

[UGH GROSS]

No, they're definitely for loser manchildren like you!

[puppy_lancer]

Hey, I'm a hero, so don't call me a loser!

[looselips]

[. . .]

That's the only part you have a problem with?

[puppy_lancer]

We've already established the fact that I'm not a pedophile and I don't own weird dolls. What else do I need to have a problem with?

[looselips]

Well, if you're fine with being called a manchild, who am I to tell you not to be?

[puppy_lancer]

I'm less of a child than you are.

[After all, the meaning of the words were pretty obvious, weren't they? He was a man, and to the perspective of older beings, he was a child.]

[looselips]

[huff!!!]

What do you know? I bet you're just mad that a "kid" [he obviously doesn't think the word actually applies to him] is smarter than you are!

[puppy_lancer]

Oh? And in what sense? You know more about weird human dolls?

[looselips]

I was able to hack into the Moon Cell without help from anyone! I bet a lameass like you couldn't even come close to that.

[puppy_lancer]

...What's a moon cell?

[You've lost him.]

[looselips]

It's a giant chunk of photonic crystal that works like one big computer. Only a couple hundred people in the entire world can hack into it like I did. If you can get into it, you can get into anything.

[puppy_lancer]

Ugh, computers.

[He knows they're good for entertainment or information, but just thinking about hacking one makes his brain hurt.]

So what do you do in that moon cell thing?