You don't get drunk much, do you?

[ Sit back and learn from the master, sweetheart.

You know what, this'll go better if he comes and joins you at your table. You didn't invite him, you say? Well, you were probably going to in a matter of seconds anyway.

No?

Well, tough. ]

The rather wonderful state that we call inebriation comes in a veritable plethora of shades, my dear lady.