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TEST-DRIVE MEME

Maybe you've considered appping a new character but you're not sure how well they would adjust to the in-game scenario? Well, here's a chance to give it a try!

• Post with a character journal you'd like to voicetest or you've considered apping to Ruby City. Feel free to play them as newcomers or as if they've been here for a while - the setting is your own choice.

•Respond to other threads with new characters or with characters who are already in the game.

• Explore different interactions, find castmates, develop possible CR - anything you want, as long as you have fun!

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Okay, tell me something, punks-- How am I supposed to take a decent shower with cold water? Did you know it's fucking winter and keeping this hair like this needs at least two bottles of gel? Not to mention I'm not a filthy bastard and I take at least two showers per day.

Fucking two showers.

So how about you get the fucking balls to show yourself and feel responsible for ruining our boiled water? Don't worry, I will try to keep my fists in my pockets to not give you a good beating. Just return the handle to turn it on and things will go smoothly between the two of us.

[Believe me when I tell you he's trying to sound less violent than usual.]

Cold water showers are a necessary means to strengthen your body and your resolve!!

[ He's so serious. ]

I dare you to take a cold shower and prank naked in the city for at least 5 minutes if you think it strengthens your body so much, aniki.

[This is not going to end well, is it.]

I will gladly take you up on that challenge, aniki!

[ Sorry Mondo. He thought that was another competition to prove his worth against you. ]

I will meet you in the shower in 5 minutes precisely!!

WHAT!?

[What did he got himself involved--]

......Very well. Don't be late.

[Let's all get ready to get a one week cold, shall we?

But hey, he's there, close to the bathroom door, five minutes later carrying a towel and ready to beat you on that, Ishimaru.]

Are you chickening up already?

[He actually wish he did because FUCK IT'S COLD but there's no way Mondo will be the first to say no to this madness.]

[ It's Ishimaru, he arrives precisely five minutes later, naked with only a towel wrapped around his lower boy. It's cold, but he barely takes note of it because, well, once again, it's Ishimaru. ]

Forfeit is only for those weak of will!! It would be cowardice to back away from such a challenge!!!!!

[SHIT IS HE MADE OF STEAL, Mondo didn't even undress himself yet, Ishimaru stahp.]

Is that so......

THEN GET READY, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

[And there flies his cloths, only leaving a towel around the lower part of his body.]

Try not to stay behind, loser!

[And there he goes to turn that freezing water on and have the time of his life (except not really).]

It is you who will go down!

[...]

... and stay behind too!

[ And at that, he turns the water on on his own end, doing his best not to show any weakness. He was used to the cold water showers, so this wasn't much of a challenge, really. ]

Edited 2013-03-01 01:43 (UTC)

[...Contrary to Mondo, who wasn't that used to cold showers. But he had two things called dignity and honor, and there was no way in hell he would lose to the hall monitor. Who happened to become his best friend.

And while they were trying to be competitive, he couldn't help but let out a chuckle because, well hey, you know the whole deal of time shenanigans and one of the last thing Mondo had to witness was Ishimaru crying. And in that place, everything was how it used to be. Actually, even better because no one had to kill anyone. They could all finally become friends without suspecting each other. And he got rid of the weight that was the biker gang he ran, so that was a plus.

He had there all he could ever ask for.

But hey, let's not forget about the subject at hand here. He had a competition to win and after a yell, he jumped to the freezing water that felt like a billion needles hitting against his body.]

HAH, YOU CALL THIS COLD?

You stop bein' lazy an' heat it up or somethin', that's how.

[B)]

I will heat it up WHEN I FIND THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!

[It's so simple.]

If you think you can simply steal handles from someone's place out of fun, you're wrong. And there's no way I'm stealing anyone else's because I am still CONSIDERATE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE UNLIKE SOMEONE!

[Aww who would have thought he would care--]

[Wait a sec.]

[......................

Processing...]

[.........O V E R L O A D E D]

YOU'RE GREY! A-AND YOU HAVE HORNS! YOU'RE A SON OF A DEMON FROM THE HOLY HELL--

[Oh my God.]

Are you here because the heat from Hell was over and that's why we don't have hot water? I'M NOT THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS, BUT I WILL BE SURE TO MAKE THEM PAY IF I FIND WHO IT WAS--

........Wait.

[Oh fuck.]

I'M NOT SERVING THE LIKES OF YOU. VANISH BEFORE YOU CAN FEEL THE WRATH OF MY FISTS, O-HIPSTER-DEMON!

[As Mondo realizes that Eridan is in fact not a human, his fins move down and back and his eyes thin. (more than usual)]

No, I'm not some stupid fuckin' demon. I'm a troll, and I hawe had nothin' to do with your fuckin' water situation. An' I'm not goin' anywhere so you can cram that idea right back down your fuckin' loud as hell chute.

[closing his eyes, he grins a bit and twirls a finger.]

Although... you could always serwe me, I'd be all up for that since I'm a fuckin' prince an' all.

Edited 2013-03-01 00:28 (UTC)

[Shit, this guy even has fins! Oh, now he's more than sure this video call with this said demon that called himself "troll" was not pure coincidence.]

Don't hold your breath, kiddo. There's no fucking way I'm buying the prince bullshit.

[Or is it--]

[Whoaaaa... though that deserves a huff.]

Fuck you, I'm the fuckin' Prince a Hope an' I'm a wiolet blood, I'm practically wadin' in fuckin' royalty an' you can't ewen begin to understand it because you're just some simple-minded human!

[That got him silent for a few seconds. What the fuck did this child just say?

He just knew the right question to understand all of this.

If he wanted to know the reality behind everything

He just needed

this one

simple

question

answered...]

How old are you?

[Oh no

Not his age

Oh no this is going to hurt so much

But no not really.]

Six sweeps, what's it to ya?

[He'll automatically assume it's 6 years old because he's dumb like that and that's tots the way you youngsters like to talk nowadays.]

Hey, you have quite a wild imagination for a 6 years old, kiddo! Kudos to your think pan. I'm not that smart or creative, so you're going to do great when you're around my age! So what's your story about?

[Well, he totally forgot about the water deal and he'll probably stop shouting for a while, so.]

[...

Yeah, Eridan still really doesn't know the difference between a year and a sweep as far as he can remember sooo he's just going to pretend that they're one in the same or something like that.

HOWEVER. He knows what Mondo's getting at and he's just... slowly lowering his glasses.]

"Wild imagination"? "Story"?

... You must be fuckin' jokin'. I really am a prince.

[CMON HES NOT MAKING IT UP THIS TIME THIS AINT FAIR >:C]

[For someone so young you curse quite a lot. And let's just pretend he's buying that, for now.]

Hey, try to hold your tongue a little on the swearing deal. Your parents wouldn't approve of that kind of language.

[What is morality.]

Okay then, if you're a prince, what's your kingdom like?

Test drive meme!

TEST-DRIVE MEME

Mondo Oowada | Dangan Ronpa (possible chapter 2 spoilers?)

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4/4 hola

5/5 WAIT THAT WAS A LIE

YOU LIAR

gomen being a biker gang leader is suffering

being a seadweller during winter is even more suffering.

who cares YOU'RE DEAD AAAAHAHAHA

YOU DONT NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE DEAD HERE MISTER

whoamitotalkthough

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