Fairyplotting

[thisyearforsure]

So! It's about time for some more Fairy Mischief, I think. The theme of this week's incident: Rampant, directionless kleptomania.

I've got plans for two separate parts for this.

1: An open-ended post/plot of the fairies just stealing things from people all over the place, relentlessly. Things that it would be especially difficult and/or hilarious to steal a definite plus. Their powers and size make them very capable thieves.

2: Waiting until some people are in the hot springs in the Girls' Night Out log, then stealing their clothes before they get out.

Ultimately, they'll inevitably be outed, probably in a stupid way, and the stash will get returned, so nothing of value will be permanently lost.

What I need is volunteers! If you want to take part in either bit, or have some ideas for things that would make good heist targets, please reply in the comments here and let's get some antics going.

Comments

[fairbrook]

I've already talked with you, but once I get the thread with Tey rolling, steal Integra's clothes please. |D

By the end of this, the idea I have in mind is for Integra to end up running around the city in nothing but a bathing suit and maybe a towel. Lots of room for awkward social situations revolving around her ~modesty. If you'd like to run into Integra during this period, let me know.

[thisyearforsure]

o7

[promoteshell]

... Can Caren catch them and just encourage them? I actually have nothing planned for her, but stealing from her is hard too WOE

Or better yet there's this SHROUD she has with her all the time if you want them to steal people...

[thisyearforsure]

Either of these things are very acceptable. Possibly both.

[promoteshell]

If she catches them and they explain it to her... well, she might just loan the shroud for giggleshits.

SO THERE'S THAT. for the big burly gentleman who don't want to be kidnapped.

[thisyearforsure]

So whats the deal with this shroud, anyway? My knowledge of Caren is like 20% Carnival Phantasm and 80% Battle Moon Wars.

[promoteshell]

Mystic code BS, a brief summary here

[thisyearforsure]

Oh I see.


I see indeed.

[angramaintsu]

They don't actually expand on it too much other than it is a Holy Shroud which varies from Saint to Saint. I'm sure you recall the one Shirou has around his arm being specific to his use, so you can assume Caren's is specific for her use as well.

... which is apparently binding men. While I think it's meant to "protect" them all around, it has more creative purposes.

[thisyearforsure]

Those italics seem to imply eyebrow-waggling, but all the fairies are envisioning is TIE HIM UP AND STEAL HIS HAT

[angramaintsu]

Yes, that's good. It can also work against women too, just Caren tends to use it on men.

... Mostly cause it's funny to drag Kotomine around.

[lifewithoutrest]

I'd be up for them stealing things from Helen. Not sure what yet, though. Let's come back to that when it's a reasonable hour and my brain is properly functioning.

[thisyearforsure]

I look forward to it.

[lifewithoutrest]

Hm. The only thing I can think of that she owns and would really want back are her weapons (a knife and a handgun) and a couple of pictures. Oh! And her father's journal. She probably has her iPhone. But that isn't especially useful here.

Her gun is with her basically always. She even sleeps with it under her pillow. When she sleeps. So that would probably be the most difficult. Her father's journal probably holds the most sentimental value, even more since she keeps the pictures inside it.

I'm also okay with just random things disappearing. Like dishes, silverware, etc. Things that wouldn't necessarily matter but would be annoying.

[endofeden]

Zeheart doesn't have much, but the fairies are welcome to grab his ceremonial sword. Since it was entrusted to him by Ezelcant, he'll tear the city apart looking for it.

[thisyearforsure]

I was hoping that the fairies would end up psychotically in over their heads with this mess, so that sounds like a step in the right direction.

[lookingforhead]

Gonna be out of town for a few more days yet, but the fairies can mess with Celty any time :D

[asapphireheart]

They're welcome to sneak into Aqua's locker and steal either her clothes or give her a heart attack by stealing her engagement ring. steal the ring

[bifroster]

Sorry I am late for this!

If you guys want to steal something, good luck trying to steal Jane's notebook. She keeps it with her everywhere she goes: in her pocket or hand, in her lap, under her pillow. She guards it with her life >D