I'd like to take the time to thank whatever kind citizen went out of their way to provide these little guides for the newcomers. I'm sure it knocks out most of the general questions from the more observant arrivals, anyway.

Interesting that this place can bring in all sorts, hmm? I'm actually fairly sure some of these languages don't exist, where I'm from.

So, I'm sold on the interdimensional, alternate-reality what-have-you. Not so certain how this came to be, but after the sort of day I've had, I can't exactly claim to be confused by anything anymore. [She chuckles, shifting her gaze off-screen before continuing.]

Pardon me for this message running long, but I suppose I should actually introduce myself before I end it. [Another laugh, and she returns her focus to the camera.]

My name is Roxy Lalonde; Ms. Lalonde will do. Please feel free to send me anything you may think is relevant to my interests-- for the record, anything you have to tell me about this place is relevant to my interests-- or just introduce yourself, if you'd like.

I think it'd be nice to get to know some of my new neighbors.