Well, you said one-on-one...? Is that... important? Or-- well.
[HUFF.]
We might as well just bring our Striders with us.
I'm fairly certain mine is trying to find me right now. If I shake him to tell him I'm going to have drinks with my mom-child he'll probably try to give me puppy eyes and I will tell him "No," and then five minutes later he'll conveniently show up with Dave in tow, claiming coincidence.
Because that's simply how Dirk Strider works.
So, we might as well just avoid that entire debacle and save our one-on-one for later. [SIGHS. MEN. Honestly.]
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[HUFF.]
We might as well just bring our Striders with us.
I'm fairly certain mine is trying to find me right now. If I shake him to tell him I'm going to have drinks with my mom-child he'll probably try to give me puppy eyes and I will tell him "No," and then five minutes later he'll conveniently show up with Dave in tow, claiming coincidence.
Because that's simply how Dirk Strider works.
So, we might as well just avoid that entire debacle and save our one-on-one for later. [SIGHS. MEN. Honestly.]