[There is clearly something ridiculous about this entire affair, even more ridiculous than sparkling vampires and Bella Swan's waffling... and yet Leah Clearwater finds herself perfectly okay with the ridiculousness. No more vsmpires, no more jeering packmates and most of all, no more Sam and Emily drooling over another like furry Barbie and Ken. Ruby City is the best thing that could have happened to her.

So the she-wolf is looking far more relaxed than her pack would have thought her capable of when she switches on the camera.]

Good morning, folks. Does anyone know where I can get some more pairs of pants? I'm looking for a bulk purchase. [Her lips crook into a wry smile.] You could say I have something of a problem keeping them on... and there's nothing perverted about that.