How can there be no pizza place. I thought I'd be able to survive here, but Merlin's tits, it just keeps throwin' curve-balls at me. This is horseshit. I'm being punk'd right, like, any minute Ashton Kutcher is gonna leap out from behind that support column over there and be like, "YO, YOU JUST GOT PLAYED, FOOL." Everyone laughs, cut scene, roll credits????