When I say help, I mean I'm going to try my very best to make sure we don't get attacked while we're out here. How far my best stretches depends heavily upon how much effort your conduct makes me think you're worth.

[Huh, so that's the visor he was ranting about. Dirk's more than familiar with the necessity of certain eyewear, either real or imagined, so he doesn't comment on it.]

Unless you're more of a demon with that cane than you're lettin' on.