[Even the X-men don't wear their uniforms all the time HE'S SEEN THE MOVIES. Even the shitty ones.]

You look around, tell me where you think you are, then tell me if I'm pullin' your leg. [A shrug.] I wouldn't pull a blind man's leg. All kinds of unclassy, yo.

[He clears his throat.] I'm Dirk, and no, this place isn't around Salem. It isn't around anywhere.