[After having a falling out with your friend due to self-doubt and his general stupidity, being harassed by a pre-teen alien about your weight and your potentially dead father and generally being unhappy for some time all on the day before your birthday, this is not something one would want to be involved in.
She's teary and snotty and just not ready for this nonsense.]
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She's teary and snotty and just not ready for this nonsense.]
Oh, what the hell is this!?!