Hi I'm bad at these

[rosyview]

WELL MET, FRIENDS. My name is Moo and I am entirely fresh meat, lured in by certain crafty, crafty enablers. I didn't stand a chance. 8(

I bring with me Nia here from that series about how having reproductive organs makes you able to save the universe and also ride giant robots, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Nia is pretty much the lovechild of a Disney Princess and a parrot; teach her dirty words and she will repeat them while looking adorable. :|b

Annnd I also offer up one Saber (mostempressive), from Fate/Extra. Her hobbies include bathing, long walks on the battlefield killing stuff, being a ridiculous ham, trying to get into your pants, being the best artist you have ever met, acting inappropriately, and collecting useless, gaudy junk that she will proceed to get rid of by gifting it away at Christmas. What's not to like, eh?

I look forward to having fun here! :3

Comments

[humanwelfare]

OH NO I'VE BEEN FORGOTTEN--

OH.

Well, that's better, then.

It'll be hard to seduce his wife when she's dead... oops.

Not that Kirei will mind in any case, he likes for people to seduce his wife. I don't know why he has a cuckolding fetish, things just worked out that way.

[mostempressive]

Hey, Nero's dead. Don't discriminate against dead people, Kirei! Instead plot with them concerning the seduction of your wife. :')

Nia and Kirei are going to be awful and I cannot wait. 'A'

[humanwelfare]

Oh, I just mean she's going to be gone for a while after he kills her... :'C That doesn't count as discrimination, he is encouraging deadness! ;_;

I do like awful things...

[rosyview]

She'll be back. She can seduce her then. >:3

Nia just has so many questions about the world that I'm sure he'd be delighted to answer...

[humanwelfare]

Yes GOOD POINT.

Everyone wants to seduce Kirei's wife, but he knows she'll always love him best. :3

Oh god why

[rosyview]

What if Nero wants to seduce them both at the same time. What then.

Please mister priest, please tell her why good people like Miss Claudia have to suffer...


:')