Random Icon Meme!

[tipsywhorebible]

random icon spam meme

what do
1. Comment with your character with character name and canon in the subject line. IMPORTANT! You must also choose the RANDOM ICON option next to your icon selection. That icon will basically set the "stage" for everyone else to tag off from. You don't have to supply any additional information.

2. Taggers! Hit the RANDOM ICON next to your icon selection. KEEP IT RANDOM! It's called "Random Icon Meme" for a reason! This icon will dictate what the character's response will be.

3. Look to see which icon was chosen and make a tag based off it. It can be serious, crack, and even completely derail from the previous tag. Be creative and try to make it work! But have fun—this is supposed to be crack. Bonus points if the thread somehow ends up IC anyway.

4. Rinse and repeat if so desired, or just go off the scenario you made.

5. SPAM FOREVER

Taken from shippingwall.

Comments

Time for ALL THE OUT OF CONTENT ICONS. \@w@/

[mistersimpatia]

[Can't she see he was trying to save her innocence!? He accepts her closeness with a growl, hand still shielding his mustache from her.] Can you stay away from my mustache, damnit...?

Oh boy. i wondrr how long we can keep going before nothing makes sense.

[l1br4tor]

And why should I? It smells delightful and I have never had a chance to taste one before! At least give me one little lick! Please? I bet it will be the most delicious thing I will ever taste!

There's a 1/60 change of him turning female randomly. Let's place some bets. XD

[mistersimpatia]

B-but...! [Okay now he's fully shying away.] I-it can't be that delicious, it's hair...

Haha oh lord well if we keep going long enough the chance is pretty high we will get to that icon.

[l1br4tor]

Would you deny your new friend her delicious mustache? _{[Look at these pleading eyes.]}

That is the best post and it is going on facebook.

[mistersimpatia]

But. It's. Hair! [He points at it as if this helps his point. Oh whoops, that means it's wide open.]

OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[l1br4tor]

Yes! It is! And it smells excellent! _{[She sticks out her tongue, and slowly leans in. She moves closer and closer. She's getting really close now...]}

It provided the best way to alert my Termano-shipping friend that his ship has new posts.

[mistersimpatia]

[Oh holy Jesus he can feel her breath on it! And instead of doing anything logical, he just... freezes up. And blushes. And stutters incoherently.]

Ahh I see! Wow you're a good friend haha

[l1br4tor]

Interesting! _{[Although he's similar to Karkat, he seems a lot more willing to go along with her licking with a lot less objections, at least for the moment. Nice. Well if he isn't complaining, she leans in and gives his mustache a little lick, and then plants a wet kiss on his delightfully red cheek.]}

I am the best friend. Ever. BD Lovi what are you doing.

[mistersimpatia]

[For some reason... this does not affect him. After some quiet confusion, he decides at this point it is stupid to wonder about it, and just waves for Terezi to sit next to him under... this random blanket he just pulled out of hammer-space. Yup.] There, you fucking licked it. Now sit your ass down and promise you won't tell anyone about that.

[l1br4tor]

Why should I keep it a secret? I thought it was a very enjoyable experience! _{[She does sit down though, extra daintily and snuggles right up next to him, giggling all the while.]}

[mistersimpatia]

That's great, yeah, just think of your damn self. [Grumbling and rubbing his face is go. Oh look the mustache is gone... for now.]

[l1br4tor]

Well who else am I going to think of hehe! _{[This is actually sort of nice. She's going to lay her head right on his shoulder now. She has no concept of personal space. She sniffs a little.]} ...Did you mustache just disappear? I do not smell it anymore! Darn, and it was a nice one too. It is pretty cool you can make it disappear though!

[mistersimpatia]

....Apparently? Yeah, I guess it did. [He's sort of feeling over his face now, completely confused by the lack of fur. Whew...] But... damnit, my family will kill me if they meet you. Can you get that in your head, at least?

[l1br4tor]

Kill me? Why would they do that? Do not worry, even if they cannot see the pure amazing that is Terezi Pyrope, I would never allow them to kill me! And I will even be sure to keep them alive too, just for you! See, that is how much I care about you. _{[Terezi that is not usually how you express affection.]}

[mistersimpatia]

That doesn't even m-- [He is suddenly zonked out. Zzzzzzzz.....]

[l1br4tor]

_{[What no! You can't fall asleep on her she was enjoying the conversation. She's pouting over here and everything.]}

That tag was the 413th comment. :U

[mistersimpatia]

...W-what the f... [Apparently he's awake now. Well that was interesting. Yawn~!] Che... what was that...?

hot damn this is a long thread. I feel like we should get an award on our 413th comment or something

[l1br4tor]

You fell asleep on me! If you are that tired, you should go back to your hive!

My presence is enough. *is wearing a Dave cosplay minus wig* B) Let's shoot for 612th too!

[mistersimpatia]

But... but... [WHY IS HE CRYING.

For whatever reason, he is now sobbing uncontrollably. Well done, Terezi.]

Haha. Oh my god. Challenge accepted!!

[l1br4tor]

No buts about it! Do not be a little grub about this! _{[Wow Terezi. Wait to be comforting.]}

WOO-- OH GOD THE UPDATE. GAMZEE WHY. WHYYYYYYYY.

[mistersimpatia]

OW, FUCK! [He whines and holds his head.] WHY THE FUCK..!?

I do not even know what is happening anymore. I can't even wrap my head around this!

[l1br4tor]

I am not stopping until you admit you need rest!

Brainsplode in 4...3...2...

[mistersimpatia]

GO AWAY!! [He is trying his best to shove her off.]

Oh god I really hope this doesn't happen to some of the others too :(

[l1br4tor]

But why? We were having so much fun! _{[No Terezi no.]}

Yeah, seriously XD

[mistersimpatia]

[Hrmph, why does she have to be so adorable when she does that!] Just... just stop hitting me, damnit, I'm fine...