+1 hero Ruby City doesn't need, want, or deserve right now

[dungenessmaster]

The fresh meat just keeps rolling in, doesn't it?

ANYWAY, hi RC! I'm Sarah, and I'm excited as hell to be bringing you one Karkat Vantas from Homestuck. He's grumpy, he's 16, and he has a serious weakness for all things related to romance and relationships. Seriously. If you're not careful, he might just counsel you.

His canon point is pretty much the last place he was seen, getting booty calls a warning message from Meenah, and he's just confused as hell.

I have a plurk (karkat_vantas) you're all welcome to add if you like, and of course a permissions post for people who don't like to look at angry missives done in grey courier.

Looking forward to playing with everyone soon!

Comments

[9thbest]

OHMYGOSHIT'SYOU

Hi :3 I'm Mandy, and I just play Sasha here. though now you're making me want to app a hamsteak noooooo

[dungenessmaster]

you should totes app a hamsteak

HI AGAIN :D and omg attack on titans holy shit

I've been marathoning that show for days now and Sasha is basically the best

[9thbest]

KEEP WATCHING it is a beautiful thing. Also Sasha is the best character, she will totally save the world by eating all the titans.

[dungenessmaster]

Really, they could end this war in a day if they told her titans are made of chicken pot pie.

[nauticalnightmare]

So super excited to get to play with your KK again >w<

[dungenessmaster]

I KNOW and hey, things might be better this time, he's not still supermad about murderstuck anymore

[wavesofjade]

Hello there young Vantas. :3c

I'm looking forward to playing with your KK~! I play this lady here, who will be most interested in the grouchy little candyblood, as well as Dirk Strider, England, Remus Lupin and Twilight Sparkle.

I shall add you on Plurk if you don't mind! Mine is hardtostarboard

[dungenessmaster]

AW YAY I love Dolorosa :D the rest of your characters too, there's a certain awesome irony in someone playing Dirk and Twilight Sparkle.

Karkat's met Porrim, at least briefly during Meenahquest. Should be interesting to see how different (or alike) her Alternian self is.

I think I added you first, but either way, welcome aboard! :D

[wavesofjade]

She is a badass lady who takes no prisoners yet motherly enough to make you wonder if she's actually a normal troll. Until you mess with her babies.

Then she'll fuck your shit up 8]

She grew quite fond of KK the last time he was here, so I'm so pleased to be able to play off him again :D

And HRFH yeah no kidding xD The only pony I 100% would not play here is Rainbow Dash. Couldn't deprive Dirk of that interaction.

[dungenessmaster]

Yessss best mom

welp I've got his intro post up, so feel free to jump in!

also yes if we get a Rainbow Dash I'll be in the front row watching that shit go down

icon related

[petral]

okay this is going to be super embarrassing but HI SARAHKAT... IT'S ME, KAM, though i go by pam now idkkk if you remember me but i cried a little when you reserved ; A ;

welcome to the game!!!! i play all shingekis, mikasa (<user name=tatakaeru) and petra here uw u I LOOK FORWARD TO.. PLAY WITH YOU.............. quietly adds you on plurk

[dungenessmaster]

I DO REMEMBER :D Hi you, it's been awhile!

also holy shit yesss more titan fightin' chicks everywhere

Mikasa's awesome, and I only just got to episodes with Petra in them but she's pretty cool so far too!

[petral]

; 7 ;)/ YESSS s S s hello like wow you have no idea i looked at the reserve list all "oh hey a karkat reserved by a sarah i knew-- WAIT!!" :'D

but yeah SHE'S A CUTIE i'm sorry in advance i talk about her a whole lot hahahahaa a a

[dungenessmaster]

dammit how are you still basically the most adorable person in rp I can't even fathom

actually I took a break to catch up to episode 22 and ohgod this show, why do I keep coming back and letting it curbstomp my heart :c

[petral]

NO STOP LEAVE (except don't leave, but please stop)

i refuse to believe episode 22 happened like it didn't appear in the manga nope it's all an illusion fuck this show i mean seriously

[dungenessmaster]

What episode 22

I didn't see any damn episode 22

I mean that literally, I couldn't see it because of all my fucking tears

[ceded]

oh god im so excited

temptation number eleventy billion to bring vriska in

HELLO I AM EMILY I PLAY XION HERE she lives with half the homestuck cast so i hope we get to thread

welcome to the game!!!

[dungenessmaster]

aah thank you! don't mind me I'll just enable every homestuck within a ten-mile radius :V

anyway HI EMILY it's nice to meet you! btw what is Xion doing with the homestucks exactly, that sounds like a very bad idea

[hypertoxic]

i dunno man do you really want to we all know vriska would be a horrible person to have around

HI NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!! uhhhh well Davesprite brought her home and now she has a gigantic crush on him. that's mutual. also she hangs out with dirk and like 70% of the things she owns are actually dave's things that he gave to her. and she loves her Striders like, really just a lot. so yeah it is a very bad idea and she needs to be rescued immediately.

[dungenessmaster]

why do you think I asked

and honestly Karkat might not be much help, he and Dave are sort of the choice-est of bros, at least from his canon point. he'd be happy to give her advice though! probably of the "I'm not entirely sure sprites are even entirely functional in that capacity" type.

[ceded]

god that is horrible. you are horrible. I WILL CONSIDER IT............

rrrfkjghd GOD KARKAT THAT'S NOT HELPFUL AT ALL, let her have her youthful confused crush that she. doesn't. realize is a crush yet! (karkat please talk to her about romance. she does not understand and no one has told her.)

[dungenessmaster]

Oh god this could be the most adorable thing ever. Karkat's pretty good at diagnosing feelings, just ask him.

[ceded]

RIGHT? god i am so glad you think so i've wanted to play xion off a karkat for basically all my life. i think they could be really cute in a sort of insane way.

also look what you made me do.

(can i add you on plurk. i'm gonna add you on plurk.)

[dungenessmaster]

(yes please add me on plurk)

OMG dat reserve

pulling in hamsteaks with the sheer force of my personality

also hell yes this CR is going to be off everything from the chain to the hook

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(done)

RRFGHDHJ god we'll see. WE'LL SEE!!!!! what is KK's canon point anyway?

RIGHT. or should i say fo rizzle. i am so god damn excited.

[clockworkhero]

wow hey Dave has TRIED OKAY (or is in the process of trying)

[crowsicle]

WOW EXCUSE YOU







sits in a corner to cry stoic mantears about his ghost butt

[dungenessmaster]

shoulda thought of that before you ended up a member of a doomed timeline!

careless of you, really.

[crowsicle]

Oh hey looks like it's one of those trolls who indirectly murdered most of his friends

'Sup

Also hi I'm Asher and I just play this guy. He hasn't actually ever talked to a Karkat before besides pre-Davesprite trolling-Dave conversations, but the Signless who used to be here went out of his way to try to be nice to him, so he may regard Karkat with nothing more dangerous than wary distrust.

Plus Dave seems to be tight with the nubby dude so he's probably okay

[dungenessmaster]

I don't think I've even gotten to play off a Davesprite before, maybe briefly at my old game. This is gonna be so amazingly awkward!

At least Davesprite has the right impression from Signless, even if it's not a totally accurate one.

[crowsicle]

YEAH it'll be pretty awkward. Davesprite actually had some nasty encounters with Terezi while she was here so his opinion on trolls is...not so good. It wouldn't be hard to turn him around by buddying up to his friends, though. And he'll try to tone it down once he understands that Karkat and Dave are bros.

[dungenessmaster]

oh shit, poor davesprite! I can only imagine what Terezi would say to him, too.

either way, it'll be interesting to see how they get along.

screaming

[clockworkhero]

hello yes hi I am Second welcome to Ruby City! I play Dave.
I cannot articulate more than that because I can't stop screaming about KARKAT.

Re: screaming

[dungenessmaster]

screaming is probably a good reaction when it comes to Karkat tbh

also asdf DAVE this is great at least one of his less insane friends is here

maybe together they can escape

or at least sit around and remember how unequivocally terrible everyone they know is

Re: Re: screaming

[clockworkhero]

fdgasfs i

need to tumble all over you and tell you how excited i am about this and

i am about to pp you yes good yes yes

Re: screaming

[dungenessmaster]

pp'd back here we go friendship is happening