/Barrels into this game

[beatofthescratch]

Hello Ruby City!

My name is James, and I am bringing in the post-scratch iteration of one Dave Strider- more easily referred to as Old Man Dave. (Seriously he's like in his 50s what is up with that). Anyway, he's all kind of famous and shit for his weirdass movies back home. If anyone is familiar with beta!Dave then you'll have a good sense of what Alpha!Dave is like. He's a bit guarded on occasion, though he can be just as goofy and weird as his younger self.

So anyway, with that said you can add me at bornthisgaybaby! I look forward to playing with everyone here! <3

Comments

[thepuppetmaster]

DAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!

[beatofthescratch]

BROTHER I DON'T KNOOOOW!!!!

[puppetninja]

screeches at

[beatofthescratch]

screeches back at!!!

[puppetninja]

SCREECHES LOUDER

[beatofthescratch]

YOU CANT SCREECH LOUDER THAN ME

[puppetninja]

YES I CAN OLD MAN

[beatofthescratch]

DON'T MAKE HIM BEND YOU OVER HIS KNEE SONNY BOY

[puppetninja]

[arosewiththorns]

/slowly raises one eyebrow by 5 millimeteres

[beatofthescratch]

[arosewiththorns]

Why don't you take a seat Dave.

[beatofthescratch]

How about no

[arosewiththorns]

But you seem like there's something you would like to discuss, and who better than her to help.

[beatofthescratch]

He doesn't need help!!! He is perfectly fine never receiving help for his nonexistent problems!!

[arosewiththorns]

Now Dave, fame comes with it's ever extensive list of problems, and really she is someone who completely understand that and nor would she ever spill your deepest thoughts for some quick cash who else could do a better job. How about we start with your denial?