NOV. TEST DRIVE

[missleadingquestions]

Sorry to be late this time!



G'day, Ruby City!

Thinking of apping a character but not sure they'll fit in the city walls?

Have no fear, a meme for you is here.

Directions:

• Post with your character with their name and canon on top!


• Choose a location and prompt or wait for someone else to tag.


• If you'd like, leave contact info for people to get in contact for plotting and other such shenans.


• Tag around! Make friends. Don't be afraid to chat OOC while tagging.

Locations:

1. Train Station: New arrival, or waiting to welcome people? Either way, the train comes in, but you still can't ride it out.


2. Cathedral: Looking for redemption? Just doing a little sight-seeing? Or just getting a little shelter?


3. The Clocktower: You can see the whole city from here!


4. The Black Stallion Saloon: You were told the burgers were great here-- but maybe you just came for the beer.


5. The Library: You came to do a little research, but it looks like all of the information's just out of your reach. Though, you can always find a way to pass the time here.


6. The Coffee Joint: A lovely place to have a chat and a bite to eat.


7. Le Cafe Anglais: A Parisian-British fusion that's as charming as it sounds and serves the best tea around.

Scenarios

1. Just walked in: You intended to get here, and you made your way in; but now someone's caught your eye and you'd like to have a chat.


2. Been here all day: You've been sitting around minding the time. Maybe you didn't notice them at first or maybe you were just working up the courage to talk-- either way, they know you're here and you know it too.


3. Bad weather: You're here because you've gotten rained in. This wasn't your choice, but at least it's dry-- right?


4. Wild card: Got something better in mind? Well screw these prompts, try it out yourself!

Have fun, guys!

Comments

[magicpanchira]

Eh? I've never heard of-- hey, you must be from the future or something! That happens here! Cool!

[ It's good news. Two lawyers are better than one! She blinks at that last bit, though, before bursting out into laughter. ]

Demon lawyer-- that's hilarious! I'll have to remember that! Yeah, Polly always obsesses over his horns...

[ She's... calling his hair horns now, too. ]

Oooh, that's cool! Do you know Mr. Edgeworth and Mr. Gavin, then?

[dotard]

So I have heard. Your Wright-dono seems considerably more green than when we last spoke.

[ He smirks. Playing along with kids is actually sorta nice. Stop being cute, Trucy. ]

Of course. A demon is as nothing without his horns. Your "Polly" is a red demon, while your father is the blue demon. Together they make excellent foils, do they not?

[ He laughs. Yep, he laughs at his own joke, even with those chains a-rattling. ]

Indeed, I was familiar with both of them. Edgeworth-dono is somewhat of an acquaintance of mine. It is through his decree that I am yet wielding the blade of the law despite my circumstances.

[magicpanchira]

Yeah... when I first arrived, I was kind of disappointed because he's from a time before I came around. Three months before he's supposed to meet me, to be exact.

[ Well, Simon, at least she's laughing at your jokes too. EVEN IF HER FATHER HAS JUST BEEN CALLED A BLUE DEMON it's hilarious.

Poor Phoenix. ALSO NO she refuses to stop. It's her job to be adorable okay. ]

They do!! Red and blue demons... this is too good! Although they aren't very intimidating demons. Especially Polly... he's just a loud demon, because he uses his demonic Chords of Steel every day!

[ Yes, the very same Chords of Steel that strike terror in the hearts of all bad guys and prosecutors. And by strike terror, we mean annoy. ]

I see! Ah... your circumstances? [ Right, this is probably important. She should pay close attention... probably. ] I'm gonna guess that's why you've got those chains, right? Speaking of which, I think I can get those off for you, if you'd like.

[ Because they're totally not there for a reason or anything! ]

[dotard]

Rather a strange fate, is it not? To think such a thing could be possible... I wouldn't believe it if I were not experiencing it myself.

[ He doesn't like it. It's too... magical. Magic is cheating. ]

That little witness seemed to find him quite terrifying. Bluffing and shouting are both demonic skills, so at least in that, the names suit their bearers.

[ Every lawyer is a demon. Every. One. ]

That would be most helpful. I'd be in your debt.

[ I'm laughing over everyone offering to take off Blackquill's shackles like, YOU GUYS. Then again, master manipulator?? ]

[magicpanchira]

Yeah... it can get pretty annoying, too. People badger you over the future a lot. And then when you tell them the truth they get mad and stomp off and don't talk to you for months at a time.

[ ...READ: KLAVIER. ]

Polly's voice can shatter your hearing, so I can see that! It's really terrible when you're trying to study for something, or get homework done... and he decides to start his Chords of Steel training.

[ She's realizing she probably shouldn't be telling Simon this crap. Oh well, too little too late, and besiiides... it's not like he's going to remember when they get home, right?

...RIGHT? ]

Sure, no problem. Ah, my way is a little unconventional so don't get upset, okay?

[ Because sir you are a Prosecutor. DO NOT PROSECUTE HER.

She tugs a glove off and pulls out... a bobby pin? Y e p. She's going to pick the hell out of the locks on your chains, dude. ]

...I'm a magician, so I know how to do this stuff. [ SHE FEELS like she needs to explain herself there. BECAUSE YOU ARE THE LAW even if you are wearing cuffs.

...Also, to be fair, this is Trucy. SHE'LL BELIEVE MOST ANYTHING.

She reaches forward and starts to work. After a few minutes of trying, there's the tell tale clink of locks opening, and he may find that the cuffs around his wrists feel awfully loose. ]

[dotard]

Such fools should not be asking how to polish their blades if they aren't prepared to shed some blood.

I have heard Justice-dono's chords many a time for myself. Suffice to say, the whole courthouse has heard him thus far.

[ Simon chuckles. Blackmail fodder for later, hmm? Yes, good. Still, he holds out his hands, watching Trucy work her magic. He won't judge you, Trucy. He's already a criminal, he's got no room to judge. ]

It is an important skill to have. I knew an man in the clink who could break out of his handcuffs with a sliver of his own hair.

[ That sounds about crazy enough, right...? ]

[magicpanchira]

I'm pretty sure the whole world has heard him. If there are real aliens out there in space, they've probably heard him, too.

[ Well, maybe that's extreme... but he is loud. Don't worry about blackmail stuff, Simon. She's got L O T S of ammo for you, dude.

BUT FIRST, CUFFS. She looks quite pleased with herself as she finally hears that final click and the cuffs fall loose onto the floor. Of course, hearing that part about the 'clink' should have told her that maybe letting him free of his chains was a bad idea.

BUT HE'S A PROSECUTOR so she'll not even think of such things! ]

R-really? Wow! That's amazing! I'll have to try that some time... maybe I can figure it out and use it in my act!

[dotard]

I admit his voice stayed with me for quite some time. Yes, the ringing in my ears lasted throughout our whole trial.

[ Haha! He likes you already, Trucy. Just keep feeding him Apollo stories. He'll recite them back with flourish, later. HAHAHA OF COURSE he's a prosecutor so of course he's okay, Trucy. You just trust Uncle Blackquill. He'll take you down the path of darkness truth. ]

Hmm, he would not reveal his secrets, so I'm afraid I cannot say. All part of being a magician, is it not?

[ Simon Says play along. Jan Says it's mean to manipulate children... ]

[magicpanchira]

He's good at yelling. He's good at doing lots of things, though... like finding panties!

[ YEAH. SHE WENT THERE. She went there, and she isn't sorry. Only because she's not seeing the problem with Apollo the panty tracker.

Still, she does look a little disappointed, briefly -- soon enough she's grinning and nodding. She knows well enough the 'code' that all magician's have. ]

Yeah! I'll bet I can figure it out on my own -- ooh, maybe I can handcuff Polly and daddy together and throw away the key and try it!

[dotard]

Ha! That sounds like an excellent plan. I believe I'd enjoy seeing that.

[ He takes a moment to rub at his wrists... Ah, it's been too long. Man, he really wants to prosecute something right about now. Maybe he can start with a certain panty thief. ]

Does he now? I'd never imagined Justice-dono to be the panty type.

[magicpanchira]

He's soooo smart. Someone stole my panties once and he found them with no problems! You should have seen him waving them around in court; he found someone else's panties, too. He's got like... like a panty radar or something!

[ She grins and nods enthusiastically again, beginning to pet Taka once more because... well. Taka. ]

Yeah, he'll try to deny it, but he's super great at finding them. He can stuff lots of them in his pockets, too!

[dotard]

You've certainly piqued my interest. I will be certain to inquire about this "panty radar" when the next opportunity arises.

[ Taka is so happy, she's a spoiled bird. ]

Perhaps Justice-dono is a panty demon as well.

[magicpanchira]

You should! Who knows, maybe he'll have a pair of panties in his pocket again!

[ ...Blackquill. Sir, you are her new best friend. Do you realize how hard she is LAUGHING RIGHT NOW? Do you know how beautifully they can troll Apollo together?! ]

That would make a lot of sense! Apollo Justice: Panty Demon at law!

[dotard]

Haha! It has a rather nice ring to it.

[ Making fun of lawyers is his bread and butter... ]

The contents of Justice-dono's pockets have never been more fascinating...

[magicpanchira]

Oooh, maybe Apollo Justice: Attorney at Law and Private Panty Investigator!

[ Man, you have no idea how much she likes you right now. ]

You're right... I wonder what else he carries in them? It's almost like they're endless! We should find out!

[dotard]

I recommend a full strip search. It is the only way to be completely certain.

[ If it's making fun of Apollo, Blackquill is totally on board. ]

[magicpanchira]

As long as I don't have to be present for that particular part, I completely agree! Ooh, and then after that he has to wear a chicken costume. A chicken costume without pockets, because we don't want him stuffing more things into any pockets! Plus it'd be funny to see him dressed up like a chicken.

[ She nods sagely. ]