+1 criminal detective

[decrescendos]

Heyo, my name is hanshi and I am here pretending to be this tremendous douchebag named Daryan Crescend from that lovely game starring Apollo Justice. He was recently promoted to detective of International Affairs (despite having never set foot on a plane, gj Daryan), but that same year was incarcerated for smuggling one hell of a cocoon into the USA from a fictional country called Borginia. The penalty for smuggling this cocoon is DEATH!!! He's been in jail for quite a while now. Yep, so he killed a an Interpol agent guy, attempted to kill a poor blind woman, and tried to pin the crimes (all of them yes) on a bitty fairy child, Machi Tobaye. Seriously, that kid probably couldn't lift the .45 Magnum much less shoot the damn thing.

Anyway, he's a jerk and comes off kind rude, but if you can push past that rough exterior, he's actually pretty chill. If you don't mind a guy that complains about stupid shit and gets angry rather frequently. Characters in the Ace Attorney universe never curse (which I'm assuming is a rating reason), but I make him swear like a sailor. Also his hair is magnificent... don't touch it. He will probably punch you, even if you're a kid or an adorable puppy.

He'll probably enter the city without the hairdo, though. Hair gel ain't exactly something that's easy to come by when you're locked up. Once he gets his hands on some though, watch out world.

I have a [PLURK] and you can also contact me via AIM [hankyungju] or EMAIL [kyungjhan at gmail]. I look forward to having Daryan interact with all ya'll!

Comments

[thedivineroar]

Apollo will NOT be happy to see you.

That is say, hi I'm Taisa and I look forward to playing with you!

[decrescendos]

hi taisa! daryan will not be happy to see apollo either, because y'know, you put him on death row. those were fun times, he tells ya.

i am so looking forward to playing with you! ughghghg im so excited to play with such a large AA cast again ♥

[dotard]

Criminal detective meets criminal prosecutor-- together they fight crime???

aka: HELLO AND WELCOME HANSHI I'm Jan, I play the aforementioned criminal prosecutor, Simon Blackquill, as well as a huge loser shingeki, Jean Kirstein (honestguy) I look forward to shenanigans or at the very least hair fights because bro that is a lot of hair I hope Taka doesn't get any ideas :^)))

[decrescendos]

they are the bestworst team... they both wear a lot of dark colors, have an animal theme, lottttts of hair... yeah, they'll be great.

THANK YOU jan hello! oh man i am so excited i love simon so much hhrrrggghh i hope they get into hair fights and that taka makes a goddamn nest or perch out of it. i am expecting this.

[dotard]

Hawk versus Shark: who will win, in this battle of hair?

You have officially given me permission to have Taka make a nest in Daryan's hair I hope you're ready for this because it's gonna have to happen now.

[decrescendos]

daryan will win, he will pummel simon with it like a club.

i have given you this permission, yes. was it really something that warranted permission, anyway? it was totally gonna happen regardless B)

ignore my other loser

[honestguy]

excuse u, simon has a sword and a hawk, I think we both know who wins here

Taka is officially going to welcome him I hope you're ready

but jean is the best loser

[decrescendos]

sword > hair but taka will be nesting in daryan's hair soooo

i am so ready DO IT

I'm so glad u agree

[honestguy]

shit that's true, can't risk hurting taka

IT HAS BEEN DONE I hope you enjoy this warm welcome, daryan

B)

[decrescendos]

B) x2

he loves it thank you

[sunshineandpinecones]

Oh dear, how are these two going to interact...

WELCOMEEEEEE I am Arc I play this frail girl right here from the new ace attorney o7

[decrescendos]

if she remains her super sweet self, he will CRACK i tell ya! he can't be a dick to someone he's never met before and who is nice right off the bat.

HI ARC CAN I ADD YOU ON PLURK IF YOU HAVE ONE nevermind adding you anyway you have no choice

[sunshineandpinecones]

She will! I'm pretty sure Apollo hasn't ever told her about him and she isn't super knowledgeable on past cases, so I don't think she would realize Daryan was a convicted murderer right off. Later on when she DOES learn this she might be a bit hesitant though, but that'd be no fault of Daryan's and more of what she's had to deal with here so far almost getting killed by dracula

Sure! My plurk is magmortar.

[decrescendos]

Hahahaah yeah, I imagine once she finds out, things'll get a little awkward, BUT OH WELL. Let bygones be bygones, yeah?

Awesome- added. I'm guessing linesandcolor wasn't yours... whoops. Unless it was an old account.

[sunshineandpinecones]

Y e p.

Nope, linesandcolor wasn't any plurk I ever had. XD

[decrescendos]

at least she's adorable.

W h o o p s oh well, NEW RANDOM PLARK FRIENDS.

[blueearth]

hahaa oh boy this is going to be fun to stalk if anything!

Hi I'm Tara and I play this loser astronaut. he's probably heard a bit about Daryan because of his bff so he'll probably be a bit weary around him huehue.

I hope you have a blast while you're here aaaaa

[decrescendos]

i don't know what you're talking about, you're not gonna be doing any stalking (unless you truly must). i will tag you and make daryan interact with clay o9

hello tara and yes i imagine polly and clay talk about everything so hehehehehehehe yes, it'll be fun. and i will have a blast thank you!

[blueearth]

ahahaha oh gods then I will surely be doing both! i'm excited to see how these two will interact.

yes those two dorks talk about everything ever so there is much fun to be had! whether it'll be fun for our characters is another story but hey isn't that always the case. 8)

i'm just going to quietly add you on plurk ok. ok.

[decrescendos]

it'll be a lot of daryan being an asshole, i assume. and giving him stupid nicknames... like... space boy, if he gets to know him. or tape face........ :U

they love it, they just don't wanna admit it.

yesssssssssss added you back

[wildmare]

Hello. I'm Allison, and I play Franziska. She has no idea who Daryan is, but I am rather predicting.... that they will not get along! Shocker, right?

Anyway, this'll be interesting, and I'm looking forward to playing with you.

[decrescendos]

yo allisooooon. he'll know you, though! because of your dad! who got locked away ahuhuhuhu. there's already a conversation that'll have them at each other's necks, whoops.

me too- it'll be amazing. i love franzy to death... she's one of my favorite characters in AA ♥

[wildmare]

.....Oh, that will be fantastic. I'm excited.

[decrescendos]

/rubs hands yes excellent

[wright_idea]

just sitting back here and laughing at apollo

forever

[decrescendos]

apollo will get all the brunt of daryan's dickhairgrumpface