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rubycity_ooc2013-11-27 03:26 pm
divampire) wrote in rubycity_ooc2013-11-27 03:26 pm
It's that time again
1. Post your character's name in the subject line. 2. Post a text from last night 3. Reply at will
(843): Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
(303): I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
(303): I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Edited (NOW YOU GET A CHOICE.) 2013-11-27 20:42 (UTC)
Ammonia, baking soda, and white vinegar. Add to a gallon of water, mix, clean as appropriate.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
isn't asking that automatically blurring it?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Yowza.
You sure that text was meant for me?
This is Eleven positively freaking out right now.
gallifreytotrenzalore
- 2013-11-27 22:48 (UTC) - ExpandI never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I can't tell, is that a new high or a new low?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility
i will make it happen
i will make it happen
Edited 2013-11-27 20:51 (UTC)
Don't jump of the roof, Hanna. We talked about this.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
[303:] I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
[765:] On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
[765:] On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Well knitting needles are not the sharpest and there are so many of them lying so conveniently around.
I tried to give you a ride home, but you waved me off.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
That would have improved my Grail War experience considerably
I am told that making text messages after imbibing alcohol is a way to generate humorous messages.
I have drunk several bottles of various alcohols, but I still do not understand why this is considered funny.
I will never understand how humans think.
I have drunk several bottles of various alcohols, but I still do not understand why this is considered funny.
I will never understand how humans think.
You're thinking about it too much.
I wish I could get drunk sometimes. It looks fun.
I wish I could get drunk sometimes. It looks fun.
It's not like he directly chose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you any way I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
Edited 2013-11-27 21:19 (UTC)
It did have bacon on it. Had it been an ordinary cheeseburger I could understand, but. Adding bacon makes it a whole different game.
(586):I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours.
For science.
(401): Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responsible.
For science.
(401): Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responsible.
If you're upset about the crayons you're really going to be mad about your lab.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
who is the poor bastard you're trying to date anyway
is he a pedo.
does he go for the "little girl" look in his love life
is he a pedo.
does he go for the "little girl" look in his love life
(480):
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
(240):
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
(240):
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
--At least you didn't make your pocket into a cereal bowl by adding the wine to it.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
(248):I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
(919):Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Edited 2013-11-27 21:39 (UTC)
1: My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
2: Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling.
2: Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling.
Edited 2013-11-27 21:47 (UTC)
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
(1):
sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
(2):
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
(3):
tried to paint your car with goat blood.
ran out of goats.
sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
(2):
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
(3):
tried to paint your car with goat blood.
ran out of goats.
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