+1 Troll

[cancercarcino]

Hello all! I'm CS, fairly new here and bringing in one extremely loud and shouty troll into the mix. For those unfamiliar, this is Karkat Vantas, a troll from the webcomic known as Homestuck. He's pretty ornery and doesn't have a lot of patience all the time, but once you get to know him he's a pretty decent guy. He really does like all of his friends, even if they drive him up the wall at the best of times!

Like all Homestuck characters, Karkat's got his own unique typing quirk, namely ALL CAPS, PERFECT SYNTAX, AND WILL PROBABLY INSULT YOU AND YOUR DOG FROM HALFWAY ACROSS THE CITY. If you're ok with this, or you're not a fan of his typing quirk, feel free to stop off at my permissions page to let me know!

I think that about covers everything! If you'd like feel free to hit me up on my plurk at cynicalsleeper. Looking forward to playing with you all!

Comments

[unconchonable]

HI HELLO HEY

[cancercarcino]

ZORRRRN :D

[camefirst]

joy

[cancercarcino]

this is going to end up either beautfully or horribly.

[camefirst]

why not both?

[cancercarcino]

Both could work :B

[camefirst]

I am sorry your ancestor is such a goddamn sack of rotting doof bulges, Karkat.

Perhaps one day you will get to see him be cool.

Maybe.

Unlikely.

[cancercarcino]

Hella unlikely. He's had his fill of Kankri, there's only so much idiocy he can take from his ancestors.

He's beginning to wonder if being a word-vomiting pile of nook sludge is just part of his ancestry, in which case he is tempted to staple his own squawk blister shut just to get away from you doofuses.

[camefirst]

That seems unwise and painful.

[cancercarcino]

Unwise, yes. Painful, probably. Worth it, maybe.

[onthelii2p]

HELLO HELLO I'm Nabi and wow what douchebag is this I'm playing, I don't even know. I've heard Zorn talk about you! All good things, so I'm excited.

I'll just go add you on plurk now.

[cancercarcino]

Hey there! Oh man look at this asshole, what a douche

eee I didn't know Zorn talked about me much. In any case I'm looking forward to playing with you all :D

[crowsicle]

Oh my god I just checked my old threads and I've played with you before hello I thought I recognized your journal name.

[cancercarcino]

ASDFGSA holy shit really?? Oh man :D I thought I recognized your username too!

[crowsicle]

Yeah, I used to meme a lot more in 2012. Welcome to Ruby City!

[cancercarcino]

Hehe, thank you! I think it'll be fun here :D