It's the most wonderful tiiiiime of the year. For mistletoe!

[ceded]

Oh no, mistletoe!

 

SHOOT. Who put that there?! Well, you’re caught - pucker up!

How to Play

1. Post your character and canon in the subject line
2. Next person who responds is the one you’re caught under the mistletoe with!
3. Go as awkward, sweet, or embarrassing as you like! (Quick cheek peck? Full French? Sure! But you have to kiss or the Nargles will get you!)
4. Comment, Tag, and catch others under the mistletoe. Have fun!

Gratuitously stolen from bakerstreet.

Comments

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[waywardbird]

Well if it isn't the only responsible adult I know.

[ Ah yes, if it isn't the ruggedly handsome and admittedly rough figure of Jason Todd. Are you ready for this, Waver. ]

[gordianknots]

Does Saber not count?

[HE HATES THIS STUPID PLANT]

[waywardbird]

You know, responsible adult-dom is put on suspension the moment you accept the dare to put 3 doughnuts in your mouth at once.

[ What plant he hasn't seen any plants are plants even real-- ]

[gordianknots]

--It upsets me that I can completely see this being done. And her winning the challenge.

[waywardbird]

She more than won it. She fucking demolished it. It was simultaneously incredibly gross and amazing.

[ Jayce can't wait to add it to all the copies of Once and Future King in the library. ]

[gordianknots]

--Did you go for four donuts next?

[Waver would cackle if you did Jason]

[waywardbird]

We would have run out of doughnuts if we did.

[ And that would have been a tragedy. ]

[gordianknots]

You can get more.

[waywardbird]

But we wanted them then not--

[ In the midst of rolling his eyes, Jason manages to catch a glimpse of green that makes him stop everything. ]

...Well then.

[gordianknots]

Well then what?

[Waver pauses, his eyes following Jason's line of sight.]

Bugger.

[waywardbird]

[ Jason laughs at their expense. ]

You know, I don't usually go for older men but-- [ insert the most ridiculous eyebrow waggle Jason can muster. ] --you might be the exception, Mister Velvet.

[ Waver, have you ever thought about the fact that you have the last name of a porn star?? ]

[gordianknots]

[Jason, he's had people say that to his face.]<.small>

And kissing you would be like doing the same with one of my graduate students.

[waywardbird]

[ You had a calling, Waver. And you squandered it on MAGIC. ]

Well, I can't say I've ever been hot for teacher, but there's a first time for everything.

[ And then this is the part where Jay leans down and gives Waver a good hearty kiss right on the mouth. ]

[gordianknots]

[And this is the part where Waver freezes like a deer in the headlights. He has definitely kissed dudes before, but not right after a hot for teacher joke, and definitely with more of a build up.

What doesn't change is the fact that after pretty much every single kiss, Waver's been as red as his coat.]

[waywardbird]

[ If there was tongue action, Jason certainly isn't telling. And it looks like Waver's too stunned to even come up with a proper sentence, so that could very well be a mystery.

He comes up from it, grinning like a wolf. ]

Teach, looks like you need a couple more lessons.

[gordianknots]

[Waver's immediate reaction, rather than deal with fall out. Or tongue. Or anything else. Is to rub the bridge of his nose and downplay the impressive levels of embarrassment.]

Usually a polite warning happens first! Not just...going in for the full snog like in the ending of an action movie!

[waywardbird]

I'm more of an action sort of man, you might have noticed.

[ He winks devilishly. ]

[gordianknots]

I'm not even going to prod at that statement, it will only end badly.

[waywardbird]

[ Jason cackles. ]

Bye, former-Only Responsible Adult I Know. [ He leans in and looks Waver right in the eye. ] Call me if you want to practice.

[ With that, he dares to go forward a few more inches, leaving the teeniest, tiniest, peck, before turning and walking away, smirking like an asshole (and maybe blushing just a little). ]

[gordianknots]

[Waver, meanwhile, would like an adult that can adult better than he can.

Saberrrrrrr.]