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[petral]

The Wizarding Meme
shamelessly ripped off and tweaked from here.

Inspired by the plurk meme last week or something, haven't you ever wanted to see how your CR would work in Ruby City? Well now your character was born and raised in the HP world. (And if you are a part of the HP cast then welcome home I suppose!)

⚘ RULES:
- Post with your character, the fandom, their house and if you want to, their year (or what their house was when they were a student, etc etc.)
- Character can be a Hogwarts Student, a visiting student for the Triwizard Tournament, or an adult of any sort! (If your character is "old" feel free to de age them, or have them be teachers. Or give options for both. That's my plan)
- Roll between 1-14 at RNG, or don't!
- Reply to others.
- Profit.

1 ⚘ CLASS: You may pick the class, but really the class picks you. Passing notes? Eying up the teacher? In class whispering? Spells going wrong? Any thing goes!

2 ⚘ LIBRARY: SSSSHHHH! It's study time, but some just don't see it that way.

3 ⚘ HOGSMEADE: With all that hard work, it's time for a well deserved break. Go for a walk, drop by the Three Broomsticks, get some shopping done, or maybe take a peek into the Shrieking Shack, so long as something doesn't grab you.

4 ⚘ QUIDDITCH: For some people, the Quidditch pit is the place to be. Whether you're practicing, watching a game or just doing homework in the stands, this might just be the place for you.

5 ⚘ FORBIDDEN FOREST: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S FORBIDDEN. Be careful the spiders don't get you.

6 ⚘ DIAGON ALLEY: Whether near or far, this is where your fellow wizards and witches will gather. Making a day of it or just dropping in to get some chores done? Take a load off, maybe keep an eye out for your friends as they come out of Gringotts or sneak off into Knockturn Alley.

7 ⚘ MEAL TIME: Ah, the Great Hall. A wonderful place to work or play, but then again there's always the Kitchens if you know where to find them.

8 ⚘ YULE BALL: Time to put your best foot forward. That is, until the Weird Sister's start to play. Then, all bets are off. Maybe somebody even spiked the punch when Professor McGonagall wasn't looking.

9 ⚘ SNEAKING AROUND: The Restricted Section? Going to get a midnight snack from the kitchens? Or someplace else? ...Are you sure you should really be in here?

10 ⚘ WANDERING THE GROUNDS: Much like sneaking around, but without the threat of...

11 ⚘ DETENTION: Well, that's what you get for...whatever you did. This isn't going to be fun, you can be sure of that.

12 ⚘ HOGWARTS EXPRESS: Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts! All aboard the Hogwarts Express, want anything from the trolly dear?

13 ⚘ COMMON ROOM: Perhaps you and somebody in your house are just chilling... or maybe- have you been crafty enough to sneak somebody from another house in?

14 ⚘ ACCIO OPTION: Pick your own or make something else up!

Comments

[penisenvy]

[She groans, grabs the pen, and starts scribbling all her text books.]

...Oh, and the Magical Creatures one bites. Don't try to open it.

[gordianknots]

They're still using that?!

[penisenvy]

Yeah, we only got through half of it last year.

[gordianknots]

I meant they're still using a book that bites.

[penisenvy]

[She grunts.]

Who knows? It bites just about as much as anything else we touch. Maybe it's to prepare us for the pain.

[gordianknots]

It's poor book design, if it's anything.

[penisenvy]

[She shrugs.]

Well, at least it does something other than sit there and be boring. Why don't your potions books ever spray potions around when opened?

[gordianknots]

Because that strikes me as something that could end in accidental damage to the eyes if students

[penisenvy]

...Oh. Then what about sparkling and bellowing smoke?

[gordianknots]

Well, I'm sure there are books like that out there, but I kind of don't much see the point.

[penisenvy]

Why not? It would make the dungeons look less gloomy.

[gordianknots]

Admittedly, so would wall paper.

[penisenvy]

...Then why don't we get either? Or hell, even some big lights?

[Why even stick them in the dungeon in the first place? Odors from potions gone wrong took forever to go away.]

[gordianknots]

Mostly because the smell of potions stick to organic, porous materials. I smell bad enough already, as does the classroom.

[penisenvy]

...So they don't want us stinking everyone else up? But we all have to take potions anyway. Everybody's gonna end up stinking one way or the other.

...You know, we should get the quidditch players to give us their field. Then nobody will stink.

[Probably her best idea yet.]

[gordianknots]

And then the qudditch team will all release the bludgers on us and we're doomed.

[penisenvy]

So? We can stinkbomb them!

[gordianknots]

I can't, that's irresponsible!

[Not that he doubts you would, Mordred.]

[penisenvy]

I can! It'll just be a few points off of Gryffindor.

[Her grin promises nothing good.]

[gordianknots]

Mordred, you'll send all the points down the toilet and then some.

[penisenvy]

...So? Everybody else can just earn it back. It's not like we'll end the year with zero points.

[gordianknots]

I'm pretty sure that negative points would be invented. Just for you.

[penisenvy]

Then it took them long enough. Should've invented them during my first year.

[gordianknots]

[Facepalm]

You should be glad they didn't! You'd have gotten so many people angry at you!

[penisenvy]

Because of the House Cup thing? I'd rather have a duelling cup. Or a quidditch cup.