danananana batmaaaaan

[batsdontdance]

Heeey friends and neighbors, my name's Plus and I was here for like five seconds once upon a time and I'm here bringing you Dick Grayson, stalwart hero and protege of Batman of the pre-reboot DC Comics universe! AKA the original Robin, AKA Nightwing, AKA officially the new and current Batman at his point in time, he's kind of a really bad Batman because he's nice and friendly and totally fails to uphold any image of dark and gritty.

He is here to formerly apologize forever for his dumb brothers sorry guys Robin is kind of his responsibility and he's really bad at it

Feel free to add me on plurk over at oleseiyah, and my AIM is plusanagi if you ever wanna chat, plot, etc etc!

Comments

[penisenvy]

DICKDICKDICKDICKDICK! Yay for Dick!

[batsdontdance]

i cannot figure out if i'm delighted or angry over your username

oh my god

[earlybird]

REJOICES

also excuse you who is the more badass of the two hater to the left

[batsdontdance]

squishes your face uvu

um who is the one actually wearing the cape and cowl yeah that's what i thought

[earlybird]

!! (BREAKURFACE)

just biding his time, grayson. damian plays the long game.

[batsdontdance]

why won't you just let him love u :'(

he was still batman first neener neener neener

[earlybird]

b/c grayson is basic and damian is untouchable tyvm

doesn't matter who was first. what matters is who is the best.

[batsdontdance]

pokes cheeks :I

he can still kick your butt shorty HE'S STILL IN CHARGE HERE

[withoutadoubt]

Do I know you from somewhere

[batsdontdance]

:I

[withoutadoubt]

[batsdontdance]

[crowsicle]

HEHEHEHE SOMEONE'S NAME IS DICK

I only play fifteen-year-olds

My moment has come

[batsdontdance]

I

Am

Ready

I am here for the stupidity fuel

[sickjoke]

I am ecstatic to hve you because Eddie's going to want to annoy "Batman" and Jack's.... well.

Jack.

Just... Yeah.

[batsdontdance]

He

is going

to scream.

Mostly in his head but also deep in his soul.

I'm so excited you have no idea.

Mostly over Jack but screw u too Eddie you jerk >8(

[sickjoke]

Eddie wants you to know he's WAY MORE FANTASTIC!

Jack's just... trying to keep his head down and date Captain America, ok.

[batsdontdance]

NO WAY HE'S FALLEN FOR THIS ONE BEFORE ALREADY OK

on the one hand you're kind of the Joker

but on the other hand you're

not

I mean hey if you're not gonna murder the Captain more power to you

[sickjoke]

when damian likes me bette5r because I'm nicer, have kittens, and don't talk about the Al Ghuls like they're terrorists, you'll be coming for me begging for parenting advice.

(Eddie will teach you Damian's chess strategies.)

[batsdontdance]

Wow don't tell him how to raise his child-brother-apprentice thing what do you know.

(.........He might accept this offer, however.)

[leekspins]

ffffffffffff the DC cast just keeps getting more awesome. I need to start tagging you guys, I love Dick Grayson!

[batsdontdance]

Aw shucks thanks! uvu I HOPE I DO NOT DISAPPOINT

[leekspins]

Unlikely, Orihime's easy to please. XD And she knows OF Batman, but knows no details (like the fact that he's Bruce Wayne). She'll be so excited if he tells her.

[batsdontdance]

On the one hand

Secret Identities

on the other hand she is adorable and he is an awful liar who is totally not Batman.

The struggle is real.

[leekspins]

Ah ha ha ha ha! Maybe he can teach her to swing around on grappling hooks and totally make her day.