danananana batmaaaaan

[batsdontdance]

Heeey friends and neighbors, my name's Plus and I was here for like five seconds once upon a time and I'm here bringing you Dick Grayson, stalwart hero and protege of Batman of the pre-reboot DC Comics universe! AKA the original Robin, AKA Nightwing, AKA officially the new and current Batman at his point in time, he's kind of a really bad Batman because he's nice and friendly and totally fails to uphold any image of dark and gritty.

He is here to formerly apologize forever for his dumb brothers sorry guys Robin is kind of his responsibility and he's really bad at it

Feel free to add me on plurk over at oleseiyah, and my AIM is plusanagi if you ever wanna chat, plot, etc etc!

Comments

[penisenvy]

DICKDICKDICKDICKDICK! Yay for Dick!

[batsdontdance]

i cannot figure out if i'm delighted or angry over your username

oh my god

[earlybird]

REJOICES

also excuse you who is the more badass of the two hater to the left

[batsdontdance]

squishes your face uvu

um who is the one actually wearing the cape and cowl yeah that's what i thought

[withoutadoubt]

Do I know you from somewhere

[batsdontdance]

:I

[earlybird]

!! (BREAKURFACE)

just biding his time, grayson. damian plays the long game.

[crowsicle]

HEHEHEHE SOMEONE'S NAME IS DICK

I only play fifteen-year-olds

My moment has come

[batsdontdance]

why won't you just let him love u :'(

he was still batman first neener neener neener

[batsdontdance]

I

Am

Ready

I am here for the stupidity fuel

[withoutadoubt]

[earlybird]

b/c grayson is basic and damian is untouchable tyvm

doesn't matter who was first. what matters is who is the best.

[batsdontdance]

[batsdontdance]

pokes cheeks :I

he can still kick your butt shorty HE'S STILL IN CHARGE HERE

[earlybird]

!!! RUDE

he's been in the city longer!!!

[batsdontdance]

hehehehehehe uwu

yeah well he's older and also smarter hmph

[sickjoke]

I am ecstatic to hve you because Eddie's going to want to annoy "Batman" and Jack's.... well.

Jack.

Just... Yeah.

[earlybird]

so fukkin rude

smarter? ha. haha. ha ha, ha ha--

[batsdontdance]

He

is going

to scream.

Mostly in his head but also deep in his soul.

I'm so excited you have no idea.

Mostly over Jack but screw u too Eddie you jerk >8(

[batsdontdance]

oh like you're one to talk

SHUT UP HE'S TOTALLY A GREAT DETECTIVE

[sickjoke]

Eddie wants you to know he's WAY MORE FANTASTIC!

Jack's just... trying to keep his head down and date Captain America, ok.

[batsdontdance]

NO WAY HE'S FALLEN FOR THIS ONE BEFORE ALREADY OK

on the one hand you're kind of the Joker

but on the other hand you're

not

I mean hey if you're not gonna murder the Captain more power to you

[sickjoke]

when damian likes me bette5r because I'm nicer, have kittens, and don't talk about the Al Ghuls like they're terrorists, you'll be coming for me begging for parenting advice.

(Eddie will teach you Damian's chess strategies.)

[batsdontdance]

Wow don't tell him how to raise his child-brother-apprentice thing what do you know.

(.........He might accept this offer, however.)

[sickjoke]

More than you do, buddy pal! the kid at least likes me.

(Eddie preens.)