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[slashupontheinternet]

This is Cnd, here to warn you:

Loki is back.

But this isn't Tom Hiddleston Loki from the movies! This is reborn actual-god Loki from the Marvel 616 continuity.

He's gotten younger and hot, so that's a thing. He's also so filled with guilt over the many, many, many crimes he's committed in his life, he might actually not completely screw everyone over just to gain a little bit of power.

He might not. But he probably will.

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[superstylishsquid]

Hello fellow ex-villain with a fondness for horn hats and messing with people.

I'm Jess, and I think my decent guy demon might have some interesting chats with Loki.

[slashupontheinternet]

That sounds perfect. Loki is collecting morally grey ex-villains who like to mess with people tbh. They can be frieeeends!

[superstylishsquid]

Alastor's a very light grey, but I think his demonic bloodlust and minor sadistic streak keeps him from being entirely white. But he's good at making friends! Even if he's bad at admitting he has them. He kind of has issues related to things that demons view as weak like compassion and goodwill, you see.

[slashupontheinternet]

Loki's trying really hard to get lighter! But he sort of fails a lot of the time.

And he's pretty used to demons. He even ruled hell for a while, though he doesn't remember it very well.

[superstylishsquid]

Well, it's probably less embarrassing than Alastor trying to be a darker grey and failing hilariously almost every time.

The real embarrassing part will be all the pop culture references between these two. Alastor lives in Movieland and is both medium aware and genre savvy...

[slashupontheinternet]

I can already tell they're going to be a terrible influence on each other.

Yesssss! Loki totally misses his xbox and Netflix. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

[superstylishsquid]

I'll just say it's a good thing Alastor's given up on trying to be evil. That could have gotten awkward.

Alastor misses movies so much. And the internet. But he is putting together a performing troupe to help pass the time and give people a way to relax!

[slashupontheinternet]

Aww, yeah Loki is probably going to miss modern comforts, though he's also at home in Asgard where there is no internet. He just likes the internet a lot.

Loki supports this performing troupe plan.

[superstylishsquid]

Alastor is 4300 years old, so he knows how to function without movies and internet...they're just so much fun!

Would Loki care to join this troupe? People who can match Alastor for sass are always welcome.

[slashupontheinternet]

Exactly!

Probably XD He's a good storyteller and actor.

[superstylishsquid]

Alastor's been shown to have a talent for both himself, so maybe they can have fun coming up with original plays to put on.