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[slashupontheinternet]

This is Cnd, here to warn you:

Loki is back.

But this isn't Tom Hiddleston Loki from the movies! This is reborn actual-god Loki from the Marvel 616 continuity.

He's gotten younger and hot, so that's a thing. He's also so filled with guilt over the many, many, many crimes he's committed in his life, he might actually not completely screw everyone over just to gain a little bit of power.

He might not. But he probably will.

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[slashupontheinternet]

I can already tell they're going to be a terrible influence on each other.

Yesssss! Loki totally misses his xbox and Netflix. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

[superstylishsquid]

I'll just say it's a good thing Alastor's given up on trying to be evil. That could have gotten awkward.

Alastor misses movies so much. And the internet. But he is putting together a performing troupe to help pass the time and give people a way to relax!

[slashupontheinternet]

Aww, yeah Loki is probably going to miss modern comforts, though he's also at home in Asgard where there is no internet. He just likes the internet a lot.

Loki supports this performing troupe plan.

[superstylishsquid]

Alastor is 4300 years old, so he knows how to function without movies and internet...they're just so much fun!

Would Loki care to join this troupe? People who can match Alastor for sass are always welcome.

[slashupontheinternet]

Exactly!

Probably XD He's a good storyteller and actor.

[superstylishsquid]

Alastor's been shown to have a talent for both himself, so maybe they can have fun coming up with original plays to put on.