IC Shipping Meme

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❤ Comment with your character
❤ Reply to others with who you ship them with (IC or OOCly) - OTP, OT3, crack, etc.
❤ CHARACTERS REACT
❤ PROFIT!!




(Because its been a while and why the hell not?)

Comments

Death

[tova_messor]

SO...

Hi there, neighbor. These two have got to meet at some point

[fashionablekeeper]

Hey, I hear you like cats! So do I.

Cat lover! They really should.

[tova_messor]

YOU ARE A FAN OF FELINES TOO? [Death almost sounds delighted by this.] THEY ARE EXCELLENT COMPANIONS.

Yep! He even knows how to groom them too.

[fashionablekeeper]

You bet I am. I have one now named Lillypad. She's a beautiful girl and she could easily pass as a model. It took me a while to train her for baths. I had an interesting time with it.

I think cats are amazing!

Daww. They're perfect for each other in that regard.

[tova_messor]

I HAVE ONE NAMED MORT HERE IN THE CITY AND MANY MORE AT HOME. THEY ARE MOSTLY STRAYS, BUT VERY NICE ONES.

[Such normalcy! To speak of cats to a fellow cat lover is a rare treat.]

MORT DOES NOT APPRECIATE BATHS, BUT HE TOLERATES ME PUTTING HIM IN THE TUB FOR A RINSE.

Definitely!

[fashionablekeeper]

How many more are we talking? I mean, even a stray's gotta have a place to crash and stay warm, right? I can't turn them away.

[Cat lovers that know how to love cats are rare indeed. He's so happy there are more out there like him in this regard. Death or not, he won't judge.]

Ah, no cat really does, at first. I'll show you a trick or two.

[tova_messor]

OH, ABOUT FOUR OTHERS IN THIS CITY. IN MY TRUE HOME, I HAVE WELL OVER A DOZEN. CATS THAT WOULD BE OTHERWISE IGNORED OR ABANDONED.

[A kindness to not budge before death! Even now, there are those who show fear when speaking to him.]

THAT WOULD BE VERY KIND OF YOU. THANK YOU.

[fashionablekeeper]

Sure! It's cool that you're taking care of them. While I have my shop, my apartment is right below yours, so there's no way I'm leaving them all to you. I want to do this. Besides, back home I took care of the strays that came to the village. It drove my friend nuts!

[He laughs since he gets a kick out of trolling people now and then with his antics.]

I'll be more than happy to come over some time. With this heat, they'll love getting cooled off.

[tova_messor]

MY HOUSEKEEPER IS NOT TOO FOND OF THE SHEER NUMBER OF CATS, BUT HE TAKES CARE OF THEM WITH ME ALL THE SAME. I HAD NO IDEA WE WERE EVEN NEIGHBORS IN THAT SENSE! PERHAPS IT COULD BE ARRANGED THAT OUR CATS BE LEFT TO THEIR SPECIFIC APARTMENTS AND VISITATIONS BE SCHEDULED TO ALLOW THEM TO KEEP THEIR TERRITORY.

[Death nods almost enthusiastically.]

THERE ARE LARGE BOWLS IN MY HOME THAT I FILL WITH WATER AND A BIT OF ICE. THEY LIKE TO DRINK IT, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES THEY WILL TRY AND STEP IN IT AS WELL. NONE OF MY CATS ARE VERY FOND OF BATHS.

[fashionablekeeper]

I think that's why they're putting their paws in it. They don't sweat like we do, they pant and the darker the cat, the hotter they get.

[He puts his hand to his chin with the other resting on his hip.]

You know, that's not a bad idea. I'll come help you before I go to the shop and after I come home. It'll be nice to unwind after a stressful day and they're great for relaxing with.

[tova_messor]

PERHAPS WE CAN FETCH SOME BOWLS AND ICE FOR YOUR OWN CAT. I AM SURE THE SEMI FROZEN TREAT WILL GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO ENJOY FOR AS LONG AS THE HEAT LASTS.

[Oh, he likes this. He likes this a lot.]

[fashionablekeeper]

That's a great idea! I can pick some ice up on my way back from work. It's along the way and it won't be any trouble at all!

[He's really excited about this. Meeting another cat person is just what he really needs in his life.]

[tova_messor]

YOU WORK IN THE CITY? MAY I ASK WHAT YOUR PROFESSION IS?

[This makes Death quite curious. People don't exactly clamor to do any real work in the city limits.]

[fashionablekeeper]

I'm a fashion designer and a cosmetologist. I love my work and I'm also good with the aromatic arts.

[He shrugs and smiles.]

What can I say? I like looking good and I like to make people look good.

[tova_messor]

BEAUTY AND AROMATICS. I DO BELIEVE THERE ARE PLACES IN ANKH-MORPORK THAT WOULD WELCOME SUCH TALENTS WITH OPEN ARMS. MYSELF, I PRACTICE THINGS LIKE MAKING FLIES FOR FISHING AND HOME DECORATING.

[fashionablekeeper]

Really? Now, home decorating I can do! I didn't think you were the type but hey, that's awesome, man! I like fishing from time to time. We should do that sometime.

[tova_messor]

I AM NOT THE BEST AT DECORATING, BUT I SEEM TO MANAGE ALL THE SAME. FORM COMES MORE EASILY TO ME THAN FUNCTION.

[fashionablekeeper]

It's a start, right? It's a little tricky to do both, but I seemed to manage it pretty well. Maybe I can come over and help out a bit.

[tova_messor]

WOULD YOU? THERE'S A SPARE BEDROOM IN THE FLAT THAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DECORATE, BUT IT NEVER SEEMS TO FEEL RIGHT.